the telephonist asks "what's the problem", to which she replys "im pregnant!"
the telephonist says"well that's no reason to call an ambulance"
so she says "yes but my waters have broken"
the telephonist says"oh i see , where are you ringing from?"
...."well from my f*nny to my feet ! " says the blonde
2006-11-20 08:40:23 · 19 answers · asked by wilson picket 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice one mate...
Shorty, the world is bigger than just America you know, and its only USA that use 911...In Britain we use 999 as the emergency number.....DOH
2006-11-20 08:47:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As others have suggested, life-threatening issues like coronary heart attack, stroke, twist of destiny, something that could worsen if the sufferer is moved. I observed as one final 300 and sixty 5 days as i exchange into pregnant yet began dropping greater than a number of blood without warning. i exchange into in the direction of a keep and although i wasn't in any discomfort, i did not think of it exchange right into a stable concept to stroll around searching for a taxi in that state. fortuitously each thing exchange into ok: it exchange into basically some very heavy random bleeding.
2016-10-22 10:45:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shortyd...the number here is 999...and get yourself a sense of humour.
2006-11-20 08:51:27 · answer #3 · answered by blissman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only a chuckle
2006-11-20 10:02:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not bad, but I've heard better. Nice job anyway.
2006-11-20 08:53:25 · answer #5 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with street ryda but still pretty funny i guess xXx
2006-11-20 08:43:23 · answer #6 · answered by Star dust 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all the number is 911 and that was soooooooo gay!!!
2006-11-20 08:43:36 · answer #7 · answered by shortydhg 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha very funny! i hate blonde jokes.i'm naturally blonde & pregnant & I ain't as 'blonde' as that!!!!!
2006-11-20 08:43:24 · answer #8 · answered by BLONDESHELL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That wasn't funny
2006-11-20 08:43:34 · answer #9 · answered by RACQUEL 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one I liked that
2006-11-20 09:40:02 · answer #10 · answered by honey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋