A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
2006-11-20 08:03:38 · 25 answers · asked by smile♥ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice...mildly amusing.
2006-11-20 08:04:42 · answer #1 · answered by toledoman6 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha .....Poor husband is in hurry and seems to be impatient ! Unable to comprehend the Doctors queries !! Ha Ha Ha ...too funny with a delicate touch !!!
2006-11-20 16:07:39 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...thats good!
here's one. there are three men on a desert island. they are walking along the beach and suddenly a genie pops out of no where. "I will give each of you one wish," he says. the 1st guy wishes he was home - and he disappears. the 2nd guy wishes he was home too and is gone. the 3rd guy thinks for a while and says, "i'm lonely. I wish my two friends were back here with me."
2006-11-20 16:06:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before, but it's a good joke.
2006-11-20 16:37:52 · answer #4 · answered by ..rae..♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow... that poor pregnant woman has to be married to a moron, sucks to be her.
2006-11-20 16:30:57 · answer #5 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gotta love this one!
2006-11-22 00:25:00 · answer #6 · answered by Woody 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL he needs to slow down, way down!
2006-11-20 16:09:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats wasssssssssssssssssssssssssss sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funnny
2006-11-20 16:50:56 · answer #8 · answered by ♥still luvin u♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard this long ago,
but thankz i had a giggle
2006-11-20 16:05:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-11-20 16:05:26 · answer #10 · answered by A G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋