Who needs a holy book when....?

Question

...youre wired up to the mainframe? God talks to me, I talk back....we get on pretty good for the most part cept when I'm indulgent and disappoint him. Horrible that....kinda like a hurt parent...the silent dissapointment is worse than any anger.

He says he like Van Morrison and occasioanlly winds me up by telling me random bizarre facts about historical figures that he knows I cant prove. Stuff Like thiertaste in cheese.

The point is, I never approached god as something on a pedastal...just as friend. He says he finds that quite refreshing. I am (how ludicrous!) by no mean suggesting we are generally equal - just equal as friends.

Any comments?

PS: for those that havent experienced this verbal intercourse with god, go somewhere comfy where you wont be disturbed and without an inkling of doubt or rebellion in you mind Say "God?" in your head in the manner as if you were calling a friend from another room. Welcome to the club.

Answer 1

I love your question.I too have regular conversations with my mate God.Sometimes he just talks to me and tells me to shut up for a bit and listern,he tell loads of people to listern but they cann't hear him they just yap yap yap,it must be very anoying to be ignored all the time.i hope some people take notice of your thoughts/ question and give it a try.God bless you and keep up the good work. tell God i was asking about him.

Answer 2

I have always said that the relationship between god and humans, as depicted in holy books, is one that shows a parent/child relationship. There is no room for the child to spiritually develop beyond childhood. Which means, once you go past the child stage and enter the testy teens, what's out there for you?

You seem to have reached the adult stage of development. Your relationship seems healthy so I say, Good on You!

Answer 3

I have conversations with God all the time. But you need to make sur that who you are talking to is God. It is very easy.....

1 John 4
Test the Spirits
1Dear friends, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits to see whether they are from God, because many false prophets have gone out into the world. 2This is how you can recognize the Spirit of God: Every spirit that acknowledges that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is from God, 3but every spirit that does not acknowledge Jesus is not from God. This is the spirit of the antichrist, which you have heard is coming and even now is already in the world.
4You, dear children, are from God and have overcome them, because the one who is in you is greater than the one who is in the world. 5They are from the world and therefore speak from the viewpoint of the world, and the world listens to them. 6We are from God, and whoever knows God listens to us; but whoever is not from God does not listen to us. This is how we recognize the Spirit[a] of truth and the spirit of falsehood

Answer 4

That's gr8 sweetie. Many people have a relationship with God, but that doesn't mean we don't need His Word.

Answer 5

I find that offensive....and I know I'm not the only one....it' mainly the way you 'talk' with God etc.

Answer 6

I have an invisible friend who talks to me. I call him Trevor.

Answer 7

I talk to God however he likes us to keep reading his word to make sure it is actually him we are talking to and not satan trying to trick us.

Answer 8

ahhh that's sad, no real friends. Just an invisible creation in your ( little ) mind.

Answer 9

If he's that cool and cares about me, he should make the contact.

I'm available

Answer 10

I talk to God and listen. But we do need to give Him praise, too.