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You're in your bathroom filling your bath but - shock, horror - you try to turn the taps off and find that they're jammed on. You know the bath will eventually fill and then spill over as there is no overspill drain. Worse still the window doesn't open and the door has sealed itself shut and it completely water tight. The only things you have in there to help are a pair of nail clippers, a loo roll and a back scrubber. How do you save yourself from drowning?

Only one simple answer so first right one gets the points.

2006-11-20 06:33:06 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

TOM B: LOL!!!!! I'm liking your style!

2006-11-20 06:39:11 · update #1

23 answers

Pull the drain plug.

2006-11-20 06:35:06 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Raven 6 · 3 0

Easiest thing is to make a appropriate plug with the paper roll and with the help of the nail Clippers make the tap mouth clear from plastic filters if fitted with any and with the help of Scrubber using it as hammer beat the paper into the mouth of the tap , repeat it till the tap gets itself Choked with the Paper !!!

2006-11-20 14:50:45 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0 0

i would clip my big toe nail, so that it fits snuggly into the tap. jam that bad boy in. water stops. now heres the clever bit. dampen the bog roll, and with the back scrubber, scrub the wall tiles so some grout falls onto the wet **** rag. roll it up and throw it at the window bit by bit. if ur good enough, u can spell out a message backwards so that a peeping tom will see it and raise the alarm. mean while, might aswell have a quick tommy to pass the time. score.

2006-11-20 15:02:01 · answer #3 · answered by drdreallday 3 · 1 0

pull out the plug if there is no chain use the nail clippers for leverage using the back scrubber as a cantilever, no plug use the paper on the toilet roll as a stop gap

2006-11-20 14:40:21 · answer #4 · answered by JAYFIRE 4 · 0 0

Pull the plug out

2006-11-20 14:41:11 · answer #5 · answered by MARCO V 1 · 0 0

Pull the plug out

2006-11-20 14:36:29 · answer #6 · answered by alicetroubleuk 1 · 1 0

drown.
i wouldn't even walk into an air tight room let alone bath in one.
If the room was completely air tight i think the pressure would knock a wall out.
p.s. if you say i only said water tight well if my physics is correct to be water tight is also to be air tight or else there would be a way out. or a weak point to smash through.
they really don't think that much when writing riddle's.

2006-11-20 14:46:03 · answer #7 · answered by zak1802 2 · 1 0

Pull the plug...OR...flush yourself down the loo and find a drain to escape out of!!

2006-11-20 14:49:24 · answer #8 · answered by ~Grace~ 5 · 0 0

Pull out the plug?

2006-11-20 14:36:18 · answer #9 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 1 0

Pull the plug out!

2006-11-20 14:35:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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