Sign in a Laundromat AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
Sign in a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
On a church door: THIS IS THE GATE OF HEAVEN. ENTER YE ALL BY THIS DOOR. (THIS DOOR IS KEPT LOCKED BECAUSE OF THE DRAFT. PLEASE USE SIDE DOOR.)
Outside a secondhand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Outside a photographer's studio: OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO
Notice in a dry cleaner's window: ANYONE LEAVING THEIR GARMENTS HERE FOR MORE THAN 30 DAYS WILL BE DISPOSED OF.
Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR
Notice in a field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES
Message on a leaflet: IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
Sign on a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
Spotted in a toilet in a London office block: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
2006-11-20 06:25:24 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-11-20 06:30:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Those are hilarious mate.Here are a few more for your collection.
In a greengrocer's--Please don't handle the fruit.Ask for Debbie.
In a health shop window--Closed due to illness.
In a doctor's waiting room--Stroke patients:don't feel alone.
In a barber's shop--Haircuts half price today.Only one per customer.
On a plumber's van--We repair what your husband fixed.
In a jeweller's shop--Our gifts will not last long at these prices.
In a hospital--Dangerous drugs must be locked up with Matron.
On a building site--Night-watchman patrols this area 24 hours a day.
In a restaurant--Steaks and chops are grilled before our customers.
On the door of a maternity ward--Push,push,push.
In a launderette--Automatic washing machines.Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.
On a repair shop door--We can repair anything(Please knock hard on the door-the bell doesn't work.)
On an office photocopying machine--The typists reproduction equipment is not to be interfered with without the prior permission of the manager.
In a hotel--Ladies are requested not to have children in the Cocktail Room.
In a Finnish washroom-- To stop the drip,turn co-k to right.
2006-11-20 08:02:59 · answer #2 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha yea i could've laughed sooooo problematical. If I have been with my kinfolk, they so could've teased me with that because of the fact wen i substitute into extremely youthful, like no longer a teenager yet an extremely toddler i began out 2 mastrubate reason i didnt understand that humping the floor is definitely masturbating. i did it in front of them becasue on the age of 6 i did no longer understand! lol they nevertheless make relaxing of me (im now 14) at any probability they are able to get.
2016-11-25 21:26:17 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny,also in hotel sign saying all water in this establishment has been passed by the management,due to the cast of toilet paper will customers please use both sides,in a golf club will members please refrain from washing there balls in the sink,thank you,in a public house when the floor is full please use the ashtrays provided,
2006-11-20 09:32:46 · answer #4 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent !!! Very Original and Funny !!! Involuntarilyyou get smile on your face and you can't resist to appreciate the author ! Superb piece of work !
2006-11-20 06:38:09 · answer #5 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked the last one...and yes i have squatted on a few floors...but not b/c of an out of order sign...the floor just looked alot cleaner! lol
:O)
2006-11-20 06:32:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha! Especially liked the last one!
2006-11-20 07:23:51 · answer #7 · answered by bex 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are funny! Most also show why good punctuation is important.
2006-11-20 06:29:59 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Raven 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those are good.
someone should show that second to last one to alanis, chick's got trouble with the concept of irony.
2006-11-20 06:35:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh God, it took me a while to answer because I'm laughing so hard, thank you!
2006-11-20 07:07:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋