the man who went to the doctors and said''i have an embarrasing problem i have a mole on the end of my dick'' the doc says ''well lets have a look then '' so the man shows him his dick and the doc says''ok i will remove it this time but if it happens again i will have to inform the R.S.P.C.A''
2006-11-20 06:10:31 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh my god! thats a big one!
2006-11-20 06:12:49 · answer #1 · answered by bunnyBoo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For international understanding, it should have ended with the doctor warning that next time he has to perform the removal of the 'mole with the hole' - it will be reported to the, "
Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals",
2006-11-23 13:25:16 · answer #2 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee, like it.
here's one for ya,
Butt Kissing
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.
The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail.
The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss where the sun don't shine.
He dropped the horse's tail, stepped up on the walk and aimed toward the swinging doors of the saloon.
"Hold on there, Mister," said the sheriff. "Did I just see what I think I saw?"
"Reckon you did, Sheriff. I got me some powerful chapped lips."
"And that cures them?" the Sheriff asked.
"Nope, but it keeps me from lickin em."
2006-11-24 01:22:09 · answer #3 · answered by maze 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahaha!
2006-11-20 06:13:29 · answer #4 · answered by Ally 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm not familiar with the "R.S.P.C.A'' ~ but if I did, I still don't think it would be funny...
2006-11-20 06:13:41 · answer #5 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm cracking up ....
actually the thought that people don't get it is even more funny
Dr BAd
2006-11-20 10:42:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.......hehehe
2006-11-20 06:38:46 · answer #7 · answered by patti 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats some funny fu*ked up shi* hilarious lmao
2006-11-20 07:55:55 · answer #8 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it
2006-11-20 06:13:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....nice one
2006-11-20 06:13:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋