A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that it's not so easy to get in heaven. There are some criteria before entry is allowed.
For example, was the man religious in life? Attend church? No? St. Peter told him that's bad.
Was he generous? give money to the poor? Charities? No? St. Peter told him that that too was bad.
Did he do any good deeds? Help his neighbor? Anything? No? St. Peter was becoming concerned.
Exasperated, Peter says, "Look, everybody does something nice sometime. Work with me, I'm trying to help. Now think!"
The man says, "There was this old lady. I came out of a store and found her surrounded by a dozen Hell's Angels. They had taken her purse and were shoving her around, taunting and abusing her.
I got so mad I threw my bags down, fought through the crowd, and got her purse back. I then helped her to her feet. I then went up to the biggest, baddest biker and told him how despicable, cowardly and mean he was and then spat in his face".
"Wow", said Peter, "That's impressive. When did this happen"?
"Oh, uh... about 10 minutes ago", replied the man.
2006-11-20 06:08:20 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha thats great!!!! thanx for the laugh.
2006-11-20 06:11:46 · answer #1 · answered by hmmm...interesting 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10 what a cracker lmao
2006-11-20 06:12:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO He learned the hard way didn't he. At least he did one thing nice.
2006-11-20 08:00:17 · answer #3 · answered by Dana A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now thats a good joke
2006-11-20 06:52:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny! I've heard another one similar to that, but don't remember how it goes exactly.
2006-11-20 06:31:41 · answer #5 · answered by frodobaggins115 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one!! Good job
2006-11-20 06:57:27 · answer #6 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha thats funny
2006-11-20 08:04:34 · answer #7 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-11-20 08:45:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
round of applause from me.
2006-11-20 06:13:18 · answer #9 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old but still good
2006-11-20 08:17:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋