A blonde and a brunette were sisters. They ran a cattle ranch ... but not very well. They decided that they needed a new bull. The blonde looked at their checkbook and said that they only had $600 to spend on the bull. If she could find a bull she like, she was to purchase it and wire her sister to come with the farm pickup and get her and the bull. She took the cash and went to the bull market . She finally found one she liked that she could afford, but it cost $599. She then went to the Western Union office to send a telegram to her sister. She wrote a message saying "I purchased the bull, come pick us up." The clerk said that will be $8 - we get $1 a word. Since she had only $1 that wasn't going to work. She thought about it for a while and finally sent one word "comfortable". The clerk said how will she know what you mean. She said my sister is a brunette, its a big word. She will have to sound it out .. come-for-ta-bull.
2006-11-20 05:56:03 · 9 answers · asked by istitch2 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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you are killing me laughter good one
2006-11-20 05:59:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You got that joke backward, it's the brunette who went to look for a bull and the blond who stayed at home. It's a funny joke if you tell it right.
2006-11-20 06:21:47 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Raven 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha ....too funny !! What a way of sending the message ! Excellent and an appealing idea...but can a Blonde think so much ?! Thats the only part of the joke ...a little bit hard to digest !! Ha Ha Ha ....Nice one !!! 10/10 !!
2006-11-20 06:16:54 · answer #3 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think u switched the blonde/brunettes up!...what brunette would be dumb enough to give her blonde sister controll of the banking account? and the blonde would be the one sounding out such a big word....but i can now see why u changed it...tired of the dumb blonde jokes are we? lol
still funnie though!
:O)
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2006-11-20 06:04:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hmmmm.....i don't know i think it should be the other way were that blonde has to spell it out !!!!but i see y u changed it, seeing as how ur blonde and everything.
2006-11-20 06:15:33 · answer #5 · answered by hmmm...interesting 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yea a lil silly....but okish
6/10
2006-11-20 06:06:20 · answer #6 · answered by ludacrusher 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
silly, but still kinda funny.
2006-11-20 06:02:08 · answer #7 · answered by frodobaggins115 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was o.k.
2006-11-20 06:08:13 · answer #8 · answered by Sweetness 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
um...doofy?
2006-11-20 05:58:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋