A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a good plan and they put their plan to action. The brunette drove up to the front of the bank that they had decided to rob. She turned to the blonde and asked her, "Now, do you remember what the plan is?" The blonde sighed and replied, "Yeah, yeah, I remember..." The brunette went over the plan once more and let the blonde out to do her stuff. Before the blonde could shut the door, the brunette yelled out, "Be sure to be in and out in no more than 5 minutes!" The blonde ran inside and the brunette waited in the car... and waited... and waited... and waited... and waited.
After waiting for so long in the car, the blonde bursts out of the bank's doors, the alarm blaring loud enough to wake everyone up. The blonde was lugging a bank safe behind her by a rope tied around it. A security guard ran out of the bank, his pants down around his ankles and attempting to reach his gun. The blonde breathed heavily as she tried to put the safe in the car but finally jsut gave up and dropped the safe behind. She ran into the passenger seat and pulled the door shut, the car already moving. The security guard yelled, "Stop! Stop!" while the pair drove off, leaving the safe with rope tied tightly around it behind. The brunette frantically asked the blonde, "What the hell happened in there?!?" The blonde was panting and turned to the brunette and choked out, "What do you mean? I followed the plan exactly!" The brunette paused and yelled, "YOU IDIOT! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TIE UP THE GUARD AND BLOW THE SAFE!"
2006-11-20 05:46:07 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
carlsberg dont do security but if they did, that would be the best JOB in the world
2006-11-20 05:52:47 · answer #1 · answered by wilson picket 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What would be a possible reason to challenge an appraisal that is adequate for your purposes? We are in a buyers market right now and that means that home prices in most markets have dropped from what they were a year ago. Yes, they have even dropped within the last few months. Appraisers do sometimes value a property above the sale price. I sold a home one year ago that was appraised for 10% above the sale price. Those buyers probably got a good deal on that home. More than likely the real value was more than 10% above the sale price because appraisers do not like to stick their necks out any farther than they have to. Who knows how it would appraise now. You could say those buyers had "instant equity" in the home. None of that means anything, however, unless they sell the house for that appraised price and collect the difference in cash. It is the same as crying over losing half a million dollars in the last two months in the stock market. It is not real. The people who owned the stocks never had that half million dollars because they did not sell when the reported value was high. There are many cases where new homes depreciate almost the same way that cars do as soon as you drive them off the lot. (It is normal.) This home must be used if it was appraised two years ago unless it has gotten stale being on the market so long.
2016-05-21 23:47:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your still at it Dudley ten out of ten like it and cheers for the 10 but I am signing out now could not get to bed for reading your jokes
Gorilla walks into a bar "Pint and a short barman"
"ok coming up"said barman. A lady of the night sitting on stool next to him "Your a Gorilla aint you
wow never been with a Gorilla,fancy my flat Na said Gor. I must have a meal, I'll make you a meal,Mmmmm Beat of the chest ok. At the flat she cooks a massive steak and trimmings punishes it off. Right what about me he bounds into bed does the needful Puts on his gear heads for the door lady shouts here is a dictionary look up lady of the night. Ah! yes gets money for sex throwing the book said look up Gorilla, ok whats this EATS, SHOOTS, AND LEAVES.
Catch you later.Bye
2006-11-20 06:42:35 · answer #3 · answered by terrano 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lo !! She tied up the Safe and nicely blew the Guard !!! Very funny and Hilarious ! Nice way of presentation ! I liked it !
2006-11-20 06:05:51 · answer #4 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-11-20 05:49:07 · answer #5 · answered by istitch2 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Two penis*s run into a bank. one shouts "This is a stick-up!" Just then a vibrator comes in and the other pen*s says "OH NO! It's robocock!"
2006-11-20 06:03:43 · answer #6 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao very gd 10/10
2006-11-20 05:57:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-11-20 05:55:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It took me a minute...ahahh.
2006-11-20 05:48:55 · answer #9 · answered by Brittani♫. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
i also had to reread it good one
2006-11-20 05:51:39 · answer #10 · answered by girl_yeahhh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋