Murphy calls too see his mate?

Question

Murphy calls in too his mate paddy who has a broken leg.
Paddy say`s "my feet are freezing could you nip upstairs and get my slippers"?
"No bother" he says and runs upstairs.
There are paddys two stunning 19 yr old twin daughters sitting on their bed.
"Hello girls,your dad sent me up here too shag you both"
"F uck off you lair" they said.
"I`ll prove it" says murphy.
So he shouts down the stairs,
"Both of them pat?"
"of course ,whats the use of f ucking one

Answer 1

Super hooper........Super duper......Smart Murphy.........One stone and two birds, lucky one.........hahahaha,,,,,,, excellent!

Answer 2

Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. "Paddy," says Murphy, "I've got a
problem."
"What's the matter?" replies Paddy
"Oi've bought a jigsaw and it's too hard. None of the pieces fit
together, and I can't find any edges."
"What's the picture of?" asks Paddy
"It's of a big cockerel," Murphy replies.
Paddy says, "Alroight, Murphy, Oi'll come over and have a look."
He gets to Murphy's house and Murphy opens the door. "Oh thanks for
coming Paddy." He leads Paddy into the kitchen and shows him the jigsaw
on the kitchen table.
Paddy looks at the jigsaw, then turns to Murphy and says, "For God's sake
Murphy, put the cornflakes back in the packet."

Answer 3

Paddy calls at his English friends door , the English guys wife answers the door, Paddy says is Richard home? The wife says no hes still at work, do you want to wait, hes due in any time.
Paddy goes in and sits down, he explains to Richards wife that he has always fancied her and would she consider a quick sha* for £400, after the deal was done Paddy gives her the money and leaves.
Richard arrives back home an hour later, his wife says, "your late"?
Richard says "I had to work late, that's why I asked Paddy to call round and give you the message and my £400 wages, didn't he turn up"????

Answer 4

i liked that one!

There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been travelling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel.
He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel but the camel ran away. The man ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex again so once again he turned to his camel. The camel refused by running away. So he caught up to it again and go on it again.
Finally after riding the camel through the whole desert the man came to a road. There was a broken down car with three big chested beautiful blondes sitting in it.
He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help.
The hottest girl said ,"If you fix our car we will do anything you want."
The man luckily knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash.
When he finished are three girls asked, "How could we ever repay you Mr."
After thinking for a short while he replied,"Could you hold my camel?"

Answer 5

Bravo

Answer 6

Ha hah f*ucking hah , brilliant mate 10 outa 10 !

Answer 7

nice 1

Answer 8

He merely needed intercourse, and infants had no pastime for him. She ought to have asked those questions beforehand having intercourse. i think romantic love nevertheless exists, yet relationships ought to be extra of course defined at the instant because of the fact of consquences.

Answer 9

Very cool joke superhooppete

Answer 10

After translating it into English I found it hysterical.

Answer 11

that's weird I just got that email from a friend today, it's a good one