A husband and wife were going over their monthly bills and noticed they were almost short on cash. So they decided to cut back on a few things.
The wife tells the husband "you need to cut back on beer", to which the husband replies "why do I have to cut back on beer but you can buy all the make up you want."
The wife then says, "because the make up is for me to look pretty for you"
The husband replies "What do you think the beer is for?"
So what do you think?
2006-11-20 05:27:20 · 4 answers · asked by Abused Tampon 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I told that to my wife and I had to use the cold beer bottles to take the swelling down from my eyes..........
Bad joke, Bad....
2006-11-20 05:32:57 · answer #1 · answered by michelobjohn 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think it is a variation on jokes old a moses toes and twice as corny. If you want to use beer to insult women, here's a joke from Canada: Beer Study
Scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were given 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is planned.
PS, the views reflected in these jokes do not reflect the views of the answerer Rico9663 or the answerer's magement.
2006-11-20 05:34:02 · answer #2 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
old but always a classic.
2006-11-20 05:30:19 · answer #3 · answered by jeffy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats good i will use it
2006-11-20 05:39:26 · answer #4 · answered by randyjuggalo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋