Only in america will a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance --- LOL
Only in america will someone order a bigmac large fries and a DIET COKE
Only in america will they host an all american fat beauty contest!!!
2006-11-20 05:09:07 · 11 answers · asked by May the force be with you. 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL that's why they are the United Fatstates
2006-11-20 05:17:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
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Only in america will a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance --- LOL
Only in america will someone order a bigmac large fries and a DIET COKE
Only in america will they host an all american fat beauty contest!!!
2015-08-08 00:05:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first and second are funny but the third is :-(.
Only in America do hot dogs come 10 in a pack and hot dog buns ccome 8 in a pack (most of the time)
Only in america do we park our cars on the streets and leave our junk locked in a garage.
Only in America do banks chain their pens to the desks but keep their doors wide open.
2006-11-20 05:15:09 · answer #3 · answered by naughtygirl0206 2 · 6⤊ 0⤋
How Funny Are You
2016-10-07 00:08:00 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
America is fat.....and so are Americans......and so are the jokes...
LOL
2006-11-20 05:20:39 · answer #5 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha fat americans
lol theres loads of loser americans here, and you know its a sensitive subject for them, HAHA
2006-11-20 05:10:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 3⤋
lol good1
2006-11-20 05:28:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO FAT AMERICANS
2006-11-20 05:14:10 · answer #8 · answered by you dont need to know 1 · 4⤊ 3⤋
why pick on american's hello!!
2006-11-20 05:12:22 · answer #9 · answered by NDmom 4 · 3⤊ 5⤋
Not funny at all!!! Your very immature and ignorant too!
2006-11-20 05:14:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 8⤋