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Your body's a temple and I'm here to worship.

2006-11-20 04:45:54 · 30 answers · asked by Let there be JIMBO 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

And I'm guessing my thumbs down was given by an atheist

2006-11-20 04:50:18 · update #1

30 answers

That's hilarious!!! Sure, I think you should try it! By the way, darling, I gave you thumbs up!! You should see the thumbs downs I get from Christians, on answers I give that are totally neutral. You like to have a bit of fun honey, I'm sure there are some (yes even Christians) that get upset at that! I personally think you're quite funny and realize that you are just playing. Makes this place more interesting!

2006-11-20 05:08:42 · answer #1 · answered by Joeygirl 4 · 2 2

Hopefully a young lady values herself enough to not stoop to falling for pickup lines. And... would rather be adored for her other qualities, like her spirit. And... would know that worship should only be directed at God.

Grow up, gain some self confidence , and make yourself into a man worthy of a princess. Until then, tough luck.

2006-11-20 12:49:25 · answer #2 · answered by BaseballGrrl 6 · 0 2

OMG!!! what could your parents have possibly done to you??? what's the matter with you? why would you try to get a date in a church. and besides, 'your body's a temple and i'm here to worship'??? that's both blasphemic and wrong. blasphemic becuz your there to worship god and worshiping someone/something other than God is idol worship. and it's wrong becuz you're there to worship God. NOT GET DATES SO YOU CAN GET LAID!

2006-11-20 12:54:03 · answer #3 · answered by Christ Follower 3 · 0 1

Buddy, I think the only places you are going to get any play with that line either have 40 proof air, or have bars on the windows and are full of guys with names like Bubba.

2006-11-20 12:53:54 · answer #4 · answered by Murph 4 · 1 1

i've used a similar line at the mosque-first i hide myself in a burque and go into the womens area-then i approach other burque wearers,as they kneel to pray i spring sprung and doggie style it.don't try this unless you can get in&out quickly and fly away as if on a flying carpet.

2006-11-20 12:53:32 · answer #5 · answered by denny 3 · 1 0

"And I'm guessing my thumbs down was given by an atheist"

No, by women who know that that line would never work.

Sensitive to thumbs down are you? Boohoo.

2006-11-20 12:52:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

Corny pick up lines said in the right way are great ice breakers.

2006-11-20 12:55:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

probably not. we are to worship God alone. maybe if you said; the body is a temple, can i come in. just kiding

why don't you just ask if it hurt when they fell from heaven?

or better yet why don't you just say hi, how are you? they know why you are asking.

2006-11-20 12:51:33 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 2 1

I'd work for me-if I went to Church or was a girl

2006-11-20 12:50:42 · answer #9 · answered by Cory S 2 · 2 0

Church is not a place to "pickup" someone, it is a place to worship God and have fellowship with other believers.

2006-11-20 12:51:33 · answer #10 · answered by JesusFreak 4 · 0 2

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