A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party.
She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain and as it was still early, she decided to go the party.
In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.
She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband.
Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."
Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to......."
2006-11-20 04:34:30 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-11-20 04:47:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nicely if i waz u i could use the make- up, purple feather butterfly mask, and the black gown, wings and footwear 2 make a warm butterfly dress. final 12 months i waz something like that and that i gained my halloween contest. stable success
2016-12-29 06:27:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO damn just when I thought I had one of them figured out before getting to the end.....
LOL great joke :D
2006-11-20 08:27:14 · answer #3 · answered by Dana A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok so what was your question-if it was have you heard of it then yes i have-its a funny story too!it happened to the person i babysit for-shes really nice and tells me everything.
2006-11-20 04:41:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I heard it already getting bored of it
2006-11-20 04:50:38 · answer #5 · answered by leilis4 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Couldn't be arsed to read it through, sorry, but I'm sure it was very good. Well done you!
2006-11-20 04:38:07 · answer #6 · answered by Kango Man 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh wow... thats definatly one of the best jokes ive heard yet thanks for the laugh I needed it... :)
2006-11-20 05:45:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry i fell asleep halfway thru reading that.
2006-11-20 04:37:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny. where do you get these?
2006-11-20 05:05:26 · answer #9 · answered by Sweetness 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just when i thought i knew where it was going. thanks i enjoyed that one
2006-11-20 04:41:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋