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My wife, not the one if the wheelchair, hates that I can't get my balls up.

2006-11-20 04:03:46 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

10 answers

bad_bob was close...

but the important part is to make them hard FAST.
sometimes putting them on her face will help, and sometimes its easiest to have your first born son touch them... its sort of like the plagues, except without sheep's blood.

2006-11-20 06:19:08 · answer #1 · answered by catfish_alomar_jr 2 · 0 1

I'm sorry but why would you, or your wife, want your balls to get hard? The only thing that you guys should worry about getting hard is the penis and the balls don't have anything to do with that.

Now if you talking about the relaxed hanging balls, then get naked and turn the air conditioning on, they'll shrivel right up. =)

2006-11-20 04:09:56 · answer #2 · answered by acehernandez2006 3 · 2 0

Why do you want hard balls? If you mean an erection then yes, there are prescriptions that a doctor can prescribe for you that may help. Viagra, I think, is the most popular.

2006-11-20 04:07:11 · answer #3 · answered by Bert 4 · 0 0

what you dont really want your balls hard do you if so just jack off a few times before sex

2006-11-20 04:10:12 · answer #4 · answered by kelly r 2 · 0 0

If your balls are hard you have done something wrong

2006-11-20 04:07:40 · answer #5 · answered by dwjohnsonkonduz 3 · 0 0

Plaster of Paris

2006-11-20 04:15:16 · answer #6 · answered by bad_bob_69 7 · 0 1

Why would you want your balls to get up? Tard

2006-11-20 04:06:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

pornographic materials.

2006-11-20 04:06:08 · answer #8 · answered by justbeenfound 1 · 0 0

WHAT!!!!!??? Ur silly

2006-11-20 04:07:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

so gross

2006-11-20 04:07:26 · answer #10 · answered by Kelsyyy(: 3 · 0 0

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