funniest and scariest thing you remember ?

Question

funniest my sister was about 3 mum was babysitting for friends little boy same age very quiet in bedroom i went in to see what they were up to he was naked apart from socks she was colouring in his thing with a green felt pen!! scariest xmas eve mum had old fashioned wardrobe i got stool to see if there was presents on top pulled wardrobe over thank god door was open ended inside wardrobe on floor was so heavy couldnt get it off screamed my lungs out till my dad came and rescued me.

Answer 1

Mine falls into both catorgories as well. I was at home with my three year old when the ice cream man came around, I live in a flat and didn't have time to locate my keys before the ice cream man had gone, so I ran out with my daughter and left my front door open.

When I got back inside my dad rang me, and I went upstairs with my daughter to eat our icecreams on my bed. The door directly next to my bedroom is the toilet, seperate from the bathroom, and as I had walked past it I had thought it was odd it was shut but as my little one ahd been in there before we went, I just assumed that she had closed it.

I finished my phone call and my daughter asked to go to the toilet (again) but she couldn't open the door. I tried and I couldn't open it either, then it hit me- I had left the front doot open and someone must have come into the house while I went to the ice cream van, and then hearing me on the phone, hidden in there until I had rung off and now I was off ther phone, they wre free to do god knows what.

I have never been so terrified in my life, bearing in mind I had a helpless three year old daughter to protect as well. I had to walk past the door to my bedroom to get my phone, then peg it down three flights of stairs carrying a rather heavy child. All the time, frantic that some axe murderer was going to spring out at any moment and stab me in the head.

Once outside i rang 999 who sent two police cars hurlting to my house and three enormous coppers surrounded my house and broke the toilet door down.

What did they find? NOTHING except a tiny little turd left by my daughter before we had heard the ice cream van! I had left the window open and it had made the door slam which had in turn spun the lock around making it lock. I hadn't heard it as we had been down the street when it happened. How embarrassing do you thing that was?

Police thought it was funny as well though, and it was nice how fast they showed up!

Answer 2

Wow! Thanks for that, I laughed so much at the first half of your story (colouring in his bits with a green felt tip!!).. still laughing! The wardrobe incident must have been scary though!

The funniest thing I remember off the top of my head is when my friend and I were about 6 and my sister was 2 we dug a hole in the back garden (it took days!) and one day we buried her up to her neck, my sister was having great fun but my mum totally freaked out! My friend and I were in stitches and we all still laugh about it.

The scariest thing - and this sounds really dumb - but I was in the top bunk reading a book and knocked the light off the bed, it fell to the floor and went out leaving me in the dark - I screamed my head off, terrified, as I was convinced it was going to explode and I would be burnt to death. I still hate anything to do with electricity!

Answer 3

I have one story that falls into both categories! A bunch of us went on a paranormal investigation at Tutbury Castle,and decided to climb to the top of the north tower and see if we had any occurences there. It's a looooong,winding staircase-and as it was 4 a.m. in February,very dark. On the way,one of our team had taken a digital picture of a few of us walking up the stairs,and right above our heads was a blue squarish shaped orb with a tail-so that got us a bit excited! Suddenly we heard this odd sound and WHOOOOSH!! Like something light had hit a bunch of us in the face! We screamed and went running down the stairs damn near killing ourselves before we realized that what had frightened us was merely pigeons that had been snoozing on the steps!
Oh the shame!!!

Answer 4

Ah, so many memories... Off the top of my head... Fifth grade, math class. Lesson was really boring. But this kid, Leno, looked behind this little bullet-in board on the shelf. It was a poster. One of the high-schoolers' health class posters. About... *drumroll* sex and protection. Taped to the bottom was a condom. Everyone gathered around and we still laugh about it now, years later, after those four hours of laughter.

Scariest memory must be... I don't know. But in first grade, a man ran at me and a few friends and surprise surprise, he was a drug dealer. I was thrown off a horse a few years ago and I thought I'd broken my leg. Then, in fourth grade, at a friend's birthday party, we didn't have real sacks to hop around in, so we used regular bags. I was winning and I tripped. I fell on the marble windowsill and I got three stitches on my right eyebrow. Anaesthetic hurts...

Answer 5

Funniest thing, erm..I know this sounds mean but when ever someone gets hurt. lol, my sister got stuck at the bottom of the hotel swimming pool and my mum had to save her cos i was in stiches (she looked like a turtle stuck on its back), it was so funny, and when our neighbour fell down the stairs!! we were in stiches, we thought she'd come through the wall!!!!! still laughing now!!

Scariest...when I thought I was going to die, I fell down a pit and had to spend two nights in hospital. I was telling my sister that I loved her loads and I was so sorry I was mean to her... actually thats hilarious!!!
hehe, love all your stories by the way peeps!!

Answer 6

the funniest thing for me was when my whole family were on holiday, and i have four younger brothers and sisters, so on the beach we dug this massive hole, my brother decided to jump in it and said we could fill it in around him up to his neck, so we did, we then put chips on his head so that the seagulls would swoop down and eat them off his head! It was sooooooo funny, i'm laughing at it now, the scariest thing was when i was in a car crash last year! It was horrible!

Answer 7

Funniest thing my brother told his friends when he started puberty about his 3 pubes and they were 7mm long (still remember now) and I told everyone, they thought it was hysterical, revenge is sweet you know.
Scariest thing, my brother chasing me and boyfriend up the road with a kitchen knife after we tied him up (only mucking about)
He is still scary now.

Answer 8

I keep in mind lots of the final humorous scenes in video clips too. yet human beings staring at Psycho try to be scared. human beings staring at, say, workplace area are seeking the humor. i've got self belief the final outlook spiritually is to be certain the two the damaging and the beneficial, and weigh them against one yet another.