Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.
Here is your dose of humor...
A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
B Once you have found your name post it as an answer
C Have a laugh
And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer!
The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
So:-
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dink y
z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pan ts
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.
2006-11-20 03:23:46 · 76 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Im Doombah Dippinhiney
2006-11-20 03:25:08 · update #1
Dorky wafflebutt ,lmao very cleaver 10/10 brilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
2006-11-20 03:33:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Snickle Chicken Nose
2006-11-20 03:38:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dumbo Wafflelips
2006-11-20 03:55:29 · answer #3 · answered by Rubber * Duckie 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Greasy Farklefanny
2006-11-20 03:33:08 · answer #4 · answered by Myastar 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dorky Chickenbutt
2006-11-20 03:26:37 · answer #5 · answered by Wundt 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dorfus Chickentush
2006-11-20 04:34:56 · answer #6 · answered by any 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dorfus Farklechunks
2006-11-20 03:44:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dinky Farkletush
2006-11-20 03:29:45 · answer #8 · answered by Amy W 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Snickle Chickenlips
2006-11-20 03:59:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dorfus Frickentush
2006-11-20 03:27:23 · answer #10 · answered by CHRYSTAL I 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋