An 85 year old man visits his doctor to get a sperm count. The geezer's given a jar and told to bring back a sample. The next day he returns to the doctor with an empty jar.
"What happened?" says the doctor.
"Well," the old man starts, "I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left -- nothing. Then she tried with her mouth, first with her teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called Evelyn, the lady next door, but still nothing."
The doctor bursts out, "You asked your neighbor?"
"Yep, No matter what we tried we couldn't get that damn jar open."
2006-11-20 03:12:54 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pmsl 10/10 keep them rolling
2006-11-20 03:24:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Soz to say this, but it was on here a little bit earlier today,
Last week and the week b4 that:(
2006-11-20 03:18:48 · answer #2 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee.
2006-11-20 03:15:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard one like this only recently ,Its very funny though.
2006-11-20 03:17:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Entertaining! I made my wife read it and we bothlaughed
2006-11-20 03:19:06 · answer #5 · answered by chiman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny or so funny - I am sending this to my husband
2006-11-20 03:15:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most amusing!
2006-11-20 03:18:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brill! You made me lol!
2006-11-20 03:15:11 · answer #8 · answered by nettyone2003 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me laugh i haven't heard it before
2006-11-20 06:02:50 · answer #9 · answered by micky 114 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh God that's funny!
2006-11-20 05:06:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋