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what would happen if you swallowed an inflatable raft but the chord was still sticking out of your mouth and someone pulled it?

2006-11-20 02:57:17 · 13 answers · asked by I am the Badger Princess. 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

Hmm.. I'm not sure but let me try it out first and I'll get back to you..

2006-11-20 03:19:50 · answer #1 · answered by lyerb 2 · 0 1

the force of the raft will burst your stomach, forcing your liver, kidneys and bladder out of your butt. your lungs and heart will explode, whats left of them will fall out of your butt too. your skin will split from its sudden stretch. in the end, you'll be hollow, but hey atleast you'll be able to float :)
theres always a bright side

2006-11-20 11:02:53 · answer #2 · answered by Psychodelic Chicken 5 · 3 0

You would buzz around the room like a demented Whoopee cushion.

2006-11-20 11:01:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

you would inflate to a raft and all your friends could ride you...I mean ride on you.

2006-11-20 11:14:25 · answer #4 · answered by DONNA'S NIGHTMARE COME TRUE 4 · 0 0

Psychedelic's answer is so funny! I was making way too much noise on work here! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Anyway back to the question....ummmm.....you'll split in half and die.

2006-11-20 12:19:29 · answer #5 · answered by leilis4 4 · 0 0

You, sadly, would look like my cat on a good day

2006-11-20 10:59:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I think you would float away to a stupid institution.

2006-11-20 10:59:37 · answer #7 · answered by Juanitaville 5 · 1 1

You will be safe from HIV, pregnency, etc

2006-11-20 11:00:40 · answer #8 · answered by Jomtien C 4 · 1 0

you'll go from skinny to fat

2006-11-20 11:07:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

YOu will fly

2006-11-20 10:58:49 · answer #10 · answered by Pd 6 · 0 0

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