A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see a fortune-tellers tent. Thinking it would be good for a laugh, he went inside and sat down.
"Ah....." said the woman as she gazed into her crystal ball. "I see you are the father of two children."
"That's what you think", said the man scornfully. I'm the father of THREE children."
The woman grinned and said, "That's what YOU think!"
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This guy was sitting in his attorney's office.
His lawyer said, "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?"
"Give me the bad news first."
"Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars."
"That's the bad news?" asked the man incredulously. "I can't wait to hear the terrible news."
"The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary."
2006-11-20 02:53:52 · 27 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10/10!!!
2006-11-25 17:59:53 · answer #1 · answered by raindrops 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9 AND 6
2006-11-21 00:22:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
9
6
2006-11-22 17:18:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How can u not get those? 8 out of 10 on both.
2006-11-20 03:06:37 · answer #4 · answered by dragonkisses 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A farmer ordered a extreme-tech milking device. simply by fact the equipment arrived while his spouse exchange into out of city, he desperate to aim it on himself first. So, he inserted his “manhood” into the equipment, became on the swap and each thing else exchange into automatic. quickly, he found out that the equipment supplied him with plenty greater exhilaration than his spouse did. while the exciting exchange into over, nevertheless, he promptly found out that he couldn’t eliminate the tool from his ‘member.’ He examine the handbook yet didn’t discover any clever tips about a thank you to disengage himself. He tried each button on the tool, yet nonetheless without success. finally, he desperate to call the enterprise’s shopper help warm Line. “hi, I only bought a milking device out of your company. it works spectacular, yet how do I eliminate it from the cow’s udder?” “Don’t difficulty,” spoke back the customer provider rep, “The device will launch quickly as quickly because it’s gathered 2 gallons…
2016-10-22 10:17:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 - 5/10
2 - 8/10
2006-11-20 03:03:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one wasn't really funny but good try. I give u a 7
The second sure made me laugh. Good one. That deserves a 9.
Bravo!
2006-11-25 19:58:44 · answer #7 · answered by PolkaDot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. 4/10
2. 7/10
2006-11-20 12:02:40 · answer #8 · answered by dang_terr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are okish, 4 out of 10 you deserve.
2006-11-20 03:00:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
may be 0
2006-11-24 00:19:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋