A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating,
"Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die? WHY?"
The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?"
The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband."
2006-11-20 02:51:02 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ain''t that the truth?! LOL!!! de-i-de, de-i-do, de-i-dicky-di-de-i-do, dicky di-o-de-i-de-dicky-di-o-de.... get a haircut wise-guy, nice pic
2006-11-20 03:05:14 · answer #1 · answered by For sure 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
2006-11-20 02:52:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor chap (the 2nd hubby) LoL
2006-11-20 02:56:36 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl very gd 10/10
2006-11-20 03:23:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's some serious stress. Good one.
2006-11-20 02:57:19 · answer #5 · answered by leilis4 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really wasn't expecting that one coming but I got to say. You sure made me laugh!!! Great joke, LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
2006-11-20 02:59:59 · answer #6 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO I am sure there are many women would say their husband's first wife too :)) LMFAO
2006-11-20 04:04:41 · answer #7 · answered by Dana A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Thaz very funny. laughed very hard.
2006-11-20 02:58:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think i'm the only one who didn't think that one very good.
oh well, we're entitled to opinions.
2006-11-20 03:32:31 · answer #9 · answered by Neorini 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great
lol
haha
nice job
2006-11-20 03:03:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋