okay a man walks in a fruit store and with a gun in his hand {toy gun}
he tells to every on to get down!
there where 5 customers , he splits them into 2 groups
team alph and team nine hundred and ninty nine!
he tells 999 to go on one side of the store and alph to go on the other
he then walks to the cash matchine and asks the cashier to give him the money
but the cashier fants and the robber with the toy gun screams
at the end the robber just takes the cash matchine and walks out of the store!
2006-11-20 02:21:21 · 19 answers · asked by butter 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what??? was that a joke? oops........hahaha okay.
2006-11-20 02:26:15 · answer #1 · answered by anitha 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yea what the chick with the I stand alone message said. It shoild be a crime to tell such blah joke.
2006-11-20 04:21:11 · answer #2 · answered by andia2amat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i admire that form of HUMOR!! heres one for u; if it takes ninety 9 yards of green calico to make a jacket of blue suede-how long will it take a green grasshopper to hop out of a block of cheese?
2016-11-25 21:08:31 · answer #3 · answered by euler 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always wonder about people who do this. Are you trying to come off as lame? If so, I suppose it is working.
2006-11-20 02:27:25 · answer #4 · answered by Love Shepherd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Totally bizzarre.
2006-11-20 02:25:05 · answer #5 · answered by people are scum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is hilarious i like it- i cant believe the others dnt get it sorry people where do you come from? do you know what humor is?
2006-11-20 07:35:22 · answer #6 · answered by cuz im a hun! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Needs work.
2006-11-20 02:36:02 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Man u really got humorsense, i appreciate that
2006-11-20 02:39:46 · answer #8 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHa
2006-11-20 02:25:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats not funny, i bet you can come up with something better.
2006-11-20 02:25:53 · answer #10 · answered by meshaangel2004 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no im gonna call 911...so they can come arrest ur @ss for telling such a stupid joke!
2006-11-20 02:25:01 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋