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2006-11-20 02:09:53 · 19 answers · asked by veolapaul 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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OK for one, that's way to embarrassing for the first guy at the top. and just last year i was really sick and i went to school anyway because it was a half day, so i started to feel really bad and i walked to the nurse and the teacher suggested that the quarterback of the football team and we were walking and he put his hand on my shoulder and i threw up, in the hall. I didn't throw up on him but i was so embarrassed. Put he picked me up and walked me the rest of the way. He asked me out later that day. So it kinda worked out.

2006-11-20 02:18:31 · answer #1 · answered by meshaangel2004 3 · 0 0

having one of the administrators come in the class and bust us for being noisy without a teacher. he gave us a sermon about values and asked us wheat we were laughing at. i tried to save the class from getting punished so i pointed to a couple of lab mice in a dice shaped cage with one hand over my mouth trying to stop the laughter. he then picked up the cage and said "is this what you are laughing at?" then i couldn't stop laughing and my classmates started laughing louder then he threw the poor mice to the other side of the room. we could hear the poor little mice squeaking then everyone was laughing so hard. we found it funny coz the guy was so serious...he took his frustration on those poor little mice...

2006-11-20 02:41:28 · answer #2 · answered by painintheneck 4 · 0 0

went for a "walk" on the school nature trail with one of the guys from a visiting team during study hall time and mistaking crossed the border to a farm's field....things were going good until the farmer chased us off with a shot gun.

2006-11-20 02:25:26 · answer #3 · answered by impromptu_57 4 · 1 0

I farted in class and a jelly like substance shot out. I had to sit in the corner of the classroom with a dunce hat on.

2006-11-20 02:11:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

football tryouts as a freshman,we were warned that Monday morning we will be running a lot of laps,well needless to say..there were guys that partied too much over the weekend and threw up all over the grass..it was hilarious.

2006-11-20 02:12:48 · answer #5 · answered by Dfirefox 6 · 0 0

i became into working to classification (with the aid of fact i became into late) and that i rushed via those timber. i became into donning my tear-away pants from wrestling practice and it have been given snagged on between the branches and tore thoroughly off of me. I got here out of the timber in my boxers and prefer 20 human beings have been giggling hysterically! It became into way embarrassing, yet I snort at it now. haha

2016-10-04 04:11:23 · answer #6 · answered by huenke 4 · 0 0

most of mine are in primary lol
erm well there are all the obvious fun times with mates that you almost forget until its brought up and all the funny times that are too long to explain but i will never forget when it was our 2nd week and the teacher was yelling,he went bright red and with me being sat right infront of him burst out laughing,i couldnt stop,not funny but memorable lol
rigth im getting reminded,there are the out of school but still secondary times lol one i will always remeber "and turn left" a lerner driver in a red car lol dont ask.
there is "my breath smells of orange" there is a lot that are summirised to things like that lol.
ermm talking to a teacher after messing with the lads and she was on about what have men and boys especialy got with boobs lmao then we went on to monkeys and their *** it like that and ...omg lol you wouldnt believe it.
there is talking with a pe teacher on a walk (yeah that was our lesson walking lol) and she was asking worrying questions and basicaly it went to "i dont have to handcuff my husband down but..." omg !! lol just..no lol

2006-11-20 03:20:08 · answer #7 · answered by kez_124 4 · 0 0

My friend who sits in front of me in english class will occasionally spontaneously fall out of his chair...yeah his balance has never been the greatest

2006-11-20 03:22:06 · answer #8 · answered by InviHncibleN 2 · 0 0

Getting shocked on stage, and falling off the stage.

2006-11-20 02:13:26 · answer #9 · answered by pinky_lady_2006 3 · 0 0

I made my teacher blush....
I used to have this idea that the hair they used for implants came from "down there". It was funny to see him explain it to me. Sputter sputter. Ahem....hahahahahahahaha!!!

2006-11-20 02:17:12 · answer #10 · answered by fricatease 4 · 2 0

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