Only in america will a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance----LOL
Only in america will someone order a big mac, large fries and a diet coke
2006-11-20 01:54:38 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Its funny because nearly everybody else is here has said it was and it is, you loser american, get a life
2006-11-20 01:58:03 · update #1
LOL. I laughed so much I nearly burst the staples in my stomach.
2006-11-20 01:57:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Yes its funny...and its true...but i am English and its equally true over here, there are so many lardasses its unbelievable, even in schools...Remember when i was at school, there was always 1 fat kid in school who got picked on, now they are in the majority.
I used to go to a health centre to play squash, and there was always a womens aerobics class going on...after the game i would go up to the centre bar, and see all these same ladies cooling down with large glasses of coke, and multiple bags of crisps (potato chips if youre Yank) and nuts.
Also, just like to point out that diet coke is still a very fattening drink, for those gullible enough to be fooled by the word diet
2006-11-20 10:23:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey! We order the diet coke cause we can't tolerate sugar! Give us a break.
In truth, I have to agree with you. The wealthier, the unhealthier!
2006-11-20 09:59:05 · answer #3 · answered by lola girl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool.
Bill, Hillary and Vice President Gore were on their way back to Washington on Air Force One, when Bill said " I'd like to drop a $100 bill out of the plane and make one person very happy".
Hillary thought for a moment then replied "I’d rather drop ten, $10 bills out and make ten people very happy".
To which Vice President Gore said " I would drop a hundred $1 bills out and make a hundred people very happy".
The pilot then spoke up and said " Why don't all three of you jump out and make 250 million people very happy?"
2006-11-23 18:49:31 · answer #4 · answered by maze 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sad but very funny, I laughed even more when I read Dr Matts answer!
2006-11-20 10:49:47 · answer #5 · answered by Outsider 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God Bless America, without them who would the rest of the world laugh at!!!
2006-11-20 10:02:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I can't weigh up whether you dislike Americans or not.
A lot of your questions have been based on Fat people in America!!!!
2006-11-20 09:59:26 · answer #7 · answered by Loopy loo 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Lol......very funny. Don't get me wrong , I've never met a bad american I mean individually they're great but as a nation they are so stupid!!!
2006-11-20 10:01:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
maybe the american government should train there paramedics along with the pizza drivers, or free health check with your hawian
2006-11-20 10:05:47 · answer #9 · answered by sara f 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I didn't find is funny in the least. I mean i don't mind making fun of Americans ( I am one), but your statements just are NOT funny in any way.
I don't get the joke, and it does not seem to be clever.
2006-11-20 09:57:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋