why did the old man fart?
the old man drank too much pizza , and ate some beer, then he sat on the tv and watched the chair he had such a good time he just let a poop / fart out , was that fUNNY or WHAT ahahahahahahahahAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
2006-11-20 01:45:55 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
doesn't even make sense...let alone come close to being even vaguely funny!!
2006-11-20 01:54:44 · answer #1 · answered by Andy H2 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: romantic but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to Nordstrom's and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, the young man sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart with the following note: "I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons but she wears short ones that are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they are hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart. I wish I were there to put them on for you the first time as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year! All my love. P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing."
2016-05-21 22:12:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess you don't do things by half.
But can you tell us when to laugh.
If this is your idea of a joke.
It looks as if you're on the coke.
2006-11-20 01:54:24 · answer #3 · answered by Bladerunner (Dave) 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was soooooo funny, I forgot to laugh
2006-11-20 01:48:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That wasn't funny dude.
2006-11-20 01:50:08 · answer #5 · answered by Osunwole Adeoyin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You just wasted 5 points for that !??!
2006-11-20 01:48:04 · answer #6 · answered by PeanutsMama 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
no where near funny. i didnt even crack a smile
2006-11-20 01:47:37 · answer #7 · answered by FlossyQ 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I really didn't laugh... Sorry. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -- For the retardest joke EVEERRRRRR
2006-11-20 01:50:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm going to have to say, nnnnooooooo.
2006-11-20 02:00:57 · answer #9 · answered by faversham 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
plz that was not funny at all
2006-11-20 01:53:48 · answer #10 · answered by san42 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋