1. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
2. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while. Then, yell very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
3. An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.
The shopkeeper asks "Are they twins"?
The woman says "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they look alike?"
"No", he replies "I just can't believe you got laid twice"!
4.Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
2006-11-20 01:39:20 · 7 answers · asked by drain8amaged 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Humor can be crazy...if it leaves all the people crying...and can turn the whole world upside down.
2006-11-20 01:44:25 · answer #1 · answered by dimma59 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I enjoy a person with a crazy sense of humor
2006-11-20 09:41:44 · answer #2 · answered by Salemn Hernandez 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Number two is definitely the best one of the four you offer.
The odd-situation jokes are ALWAYS better than the offensive ones.
2006-11-20 10:31:59 · answer #3 · answered by Wise Kai 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard # 2 before. 2 + 3 are good.
2006-11-20 09:45:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah humour is crazy......seems I don't work with anyone who has any sense of humour though....good job I like my own company!!
2006-11-20 09:51:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am going to try number 2............in harrods
2006-11-20 09:42:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-20 09:49:03 · answer #7 · answered by fake_bullets 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋