A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As Emma undressed for bed, the husband (who was a burly bruiser) tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants", she said. "That's right!", said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family!"
With that, she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on, and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecap. He said, "Hell, I can't get into your panties!" She said, "That's right and that's the way it's going to be until your goddamned attitude changes!"
2006-11-20 00:50:48 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFLMAO!!!!!....thankyou Sooooo much! I needed a good laugh this morning!
2006-11-20 01:03:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the woman. the man will only get to wear the pants for a few hours before giving them up to the woman.
2006-11-20 00:58:12 · answer #2 · answered by xiss 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn Straight!...but what the hell would he try 2 put on a chicks panties for neway?? What a Fagg!lol
2006-11-20 00:56:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha Ha.... What a wonderful way of changing the male attitude?! Impressive , effective and most of all the safest way !!!
Nice one ! I liked it !
2006-11-20 00:55:34 · answer #4 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great! More of that Cuddly Dudly!
2006-11-20 00:55:20 · answer #5 · answered by Maybe YAP again 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats a good one! 10/10
2006-11-20 00:52:44 · answer #6 · answered by xxSHORTYxx 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmfao thats brilliant although i am woman and i wear the trousers in this house!!! my bf dont liket to admit it tho!!
2006-11-20 00:53:16 · answer #7 · answered by jaqueline 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice he got her but she got him x 500000
10/10 thumbs way up
2006-11-20 00:56:15 · answer #8 · answered by sestero1 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was funny. It would have been funnier if it was acted out.
2006-11-20 00:53:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh so good. Liked that alot.
2006-11-20 01:06:33 · answer #10 · answered by nycgrl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋