They worked 12 hour shifts & only met each day on the steps up to their signal box.
One evening they passed on the steps--and one turned to the other and said, ''there was a woman tied to the track last night & I ran down, untied her and brought her up to the signalbox and we had sex all night''.
The other man asked, ''did she give you oral?''.
''No'', the other man said, ''I could'nt find her head''.
2006-11-20 00:36:58 · 16 answers · asked by goatherd 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
not that funny
2006-11-20 00:39:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
just plain evil!!!
A man walks into a public bathroom and begins using one of the urinals. He looks to his left and sees a very short man peeing also. Suddenly, the short man looks up at the taller man, and the taller man is completely embarrassed about staring at the smaller man's penis.
"Sorry," says the taller man. "I'm not gay or anything, but you have the longest penis I've ever seen, especially on a man so small!"
"Well," says the little man, "That's because I'm a Leprechaun! ALL Leprechauns have penises this size!"
The taller man says, "Incredible! I'd give anything if mine were that long."
"Well, what with me being a Leprechaun and all, I can give you your wish! If you let me take you into that stall over there and screw you, I'll give you your wish!"
"Gee," says the man, "I don't know about that----Aw hell with it, OK!"
Soon, the Leprechaun is behind the taller man, just humping away. "Say," says the Leprechaun, "How old are you, son?"
Finding it difficult to turn with the Leprechaun humping him so ferociously, the tall man says over his shoulder, "Uh-Uh, Thirty-two..."
"Imagine that, " says the little man, "Thirty-two and still believes in Leprechauns!"
2006-11-23 10:45:58 · answer #2 · answered by maze 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Classic!
2006-11-20 00:41:32 · answer #3 · answered by Witchzilla 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's just in bad taste
2006-11-20 01:15:31 · answer #4 · answered by mollygirl20002000 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one!!
2006-11-20 22:06:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lawl thats good
2006-11-20 00:45:47 · answer #6 · answered by sestero1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5/10
Not bad
2006-11-20 00:39:13 · answer #7 · answered by ask this dummy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh that is so sick..............but, lol
He must have had a one 'track' mind
2006-11-20 00:39:13 · answer #8 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gross but I love it!
2006-11-23 11:59:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1/10 - and that's only for neatness and spelling............
2006-11-20 00:43:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHHAHAH i enjoy dark humor:)))LOL
2006-11-20 00:47:42 · answer #11 · answered by bilezlatko 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋