9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their *** to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their a$$es!
5. When people say, while watching a film, "Did you see that?". No, Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya, Sunshine?
7. When something is "new and improved!"...Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever experiences!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Dumb-***?
2006-11-20 00:35:00 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO I agree with most of these!!
How about "He my babydaddy!" What in the hell is a babydaddy? LMAO Why not say "He is my baby's dad or father or sperm donor" LMAO
Not being racist,...just can't stand when someone says that
2006-11-20 00:42:08 · answer #1 · answered by Dana A 3 · 3⤊ 3⤋
10. People who asks other people who are sitting metres away from a radio to turn off the radio etc while walking away from it...Hello! You were there like 2 seconds ago...Why dun you turn it off yourself! (This applies to lights, whistling kettles, tv, water tap etc.)
11. People who have the guts to ask "Are you busy" when they can see that you are running everywhere, paper flying, hair in disarray and cursing under your brath for the oncoming deadline (which is like now!)...It's like, either you help or just shut up and go away!
12. Ice cream vendors who asks you "Ice-cream little lady?" when you stop them. If I,m not wanting any, why would I stop you eh?
13. People who gives stupid answers to other people's questions. Why waste your time answering when you know you dun know the answer?
14. People who always (ALWAYS) look away when you are speaking to them. Hey, I'm talking to you...YOU! Pay attention! I might be saying something important!
15. People who underestimates other peope's abilities just because they are small/ugly/too thin/too fat etc. Cumon, being all those things does not limit ones capacity to think doesn't it. Never did see an Einstein lookalike gracing the catwalks in Milan or Paris haven't we?
2006-11-20 01:12:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
When you get tired in class and you yawn. Then the sarcastic teacher who thinks they're oh so clever, asks you if they're keeping you awake. Its like 'yes you effin well are, you already know that numb nuts. If i wasn't sleepy, then i wouldn't yawn and if I'm tired and can't go to sleep because you yapping your head off, then yeah you are!' Like these people are smart enough to teach anybody over the age of three, anything!
2006-11-20 02:31:38 · answer #3 · answered by crazy_kitty 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i think of hes slightly waste of area, not basically as a individual yet as a comedian. Cuz curiously he's yet i did no discover his jokes humorous, infact i got here across them vile. additionally he's so boaring he thinks hes not ordinary and gets taken care of specific, yet basically mario and rachel definitely take care of him any distinctive!! So for my area he ought to stroll now and keep away from the humiliation..yet then on the tother hand he wont get what he merits!!! REX 2 WIN
2016-10-22 10:08:25 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you yawn,and some bright spark asks,'Are you tired?' No duh!!
And a lot of women will agree with this one-you're wearing baggy clothes-say sweats and a big sweat shirt-and some idiot walks up to you and says,'Are you pregnant? You are,aren't you! Don't worry-once the first trimester is over you won't feel so rundown and ill!' I'M NOT BLARDY PREGNANT!! I just didn't feel the need to dress up and slap on some makeup as I've been busy housecleaning all day! YEESH!!!!
2006-11-20 00:41:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
1. People who are so full of hate that they forget how to enjoy themselves. 2. Why have a remote control if you have to get up to turn the tele over. 3. To have your cake and eat it is greedy.4. People who are not tolerant of others, 5. And people who like you do not like Christmans.Merry Christmas
2006-11-20 00:47:35 · answer #6 · answered by Kirks Folley 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
People who say "that's the way the system works" when it's patently obvious that it's the way the system DOESN'T work, otherwise you wouldn't be questioning the system in the first place.
2006-11-20 00:45:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ok. Life is really short and you only realise it when you are about too die.
Anyway it irritates me when people tell you that they are coming somewhere at a particular time and they show up 1hr and a half later and then they act like nothing is wrong.
2006-11-20 00:39:43 · answer #8 · answered by Osunwole Adeoyin 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
All great points.
Especially the "new & improved" never dawned on me till now.
I hate when people say "Cheer up, it might never happen" it opviously already happened otherwise how would you know i'm not in a good mood.
2006-11-20 00:41:16 · answer #9 · answered by Chong 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I love Billy Connoly! He´s great x
2006-11-20 00:45:20 · answer #10 · answered by zorroorojo 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋