An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed. "Grandson I wanna you lisin to me. I want for you to take my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa I really don't like guns, how about you leaving me your Rolex watch instead."
"You lisina to me, soma day you goin a be runna da bussiness, you goina have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big home and maybe a couple of bambino. Soma day you goina coma home and maybe finda you wife in bed with another man. What do you do than? Point to you watch and say TIMES UP?"
2006-11-20 00:25:40 · 11 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL:)))))) how cute, I can almost imagine it in my head, Nice accent:))))))
all in all good one, and something new finally:)
greets
2006-11-20 00:40:03 · answer #1 · answered by bilezlatko 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-22 10:08:07 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of the better ones on here
8/10
2006-11-20 00:48:49 · answer #3 · answered by ask this dummy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First Time!
Kinda Good!
2006-11-20 00:30:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i liked that one. and i have never heard that one before.
got anymore
2006-11-20 00:30:45 · answer #5 · answered by Laurie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-11-20 00:32:08 · answer #6 · answered by Cinderella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey, it helped me work on my accent.
2006-11-20 22:43:59 · answer #7 · answered by experiMENTAL bunny 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one...I haven't heard that one
2006-11-20 00:29:00 · answer #8 · answered by txmom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is it supposed to be funny?
2006-11-23 04:51:06 · answer #9 · answered by keep running boy~~ oh no!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one. loved it.
2006-11-22 08:36:42 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋