Paddy asks his Mate, Murphy, "Do me a favor and go upstairs and get me slippers."
"No bother," Murphy says, and runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19-year-old daughters sitting on their beds.
"Hello dere, girls, you Da' sent me up here to shag ya both," says Paddy.
"Fook off, you liar!" exclaim the twins in unison.
"I'll prove it," Murphy says. So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of 'em, Paddy?"
"Of course," Paddy shouts back, "what's the use of fookin' one?"
2006-11-20 00:18:36 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha yeah thats funny
2006-11-20 00:20:52 · answer #1 · answered by Laurie 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol....that was funny but poor paddy didnt know what murphy was talkin about
2006-11-20 20:19:20 · answer #2 · answered by halle 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it. I'm from the US. Slippers is another word for girls?
2006-11-20 08:21:07 · answer #3 · answered by queenmaeve172000 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
only if it was the last fookin joke on earth
2006-11-20 08:22:35 · answer #4 · answered by nicname 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I give you a "d" like ur name! The "d" is for dud!
2006-11-20 08:23:10 · answer #5 · answered by ghostguff3 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not really go and get some lessons from somewhere
2006-11-20 08:31:18 · answer #6 · answered by candy 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not really. I've heard better.
2006-11-20 08:21:38 · answer #7 · answered by raintigar 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nope, not very funny!
2006-11-20 08:20:20 · answer #8 · answered by trixyt1 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LIKE THE OTHERS...NO!!!!
2006-11-20 08:22:37 · answer #9 · answered by alexjem 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i do not understand this is hilarious
2006-11-20 09:18:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋