God was just about done creating humans, but he had two parts left over and couldn't decide how to split them between Adam and Eve. He thought he might just as well ask them.
He told them one of the things he had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up. "It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was wondering if either one of you had a preference for it."
Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged, "Oh, please give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems like just the sort of thing a man should have. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me!" On and on he went like an excited little boy.
Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he could have it, so God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee standing up.
2006-11-20 00:08:50 · 14 answers · asked by Rhapsody 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over the place - first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away-laughing with delight all the while.
God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve,
"Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the last thing I have left." "What's it called?" asked Eve.
"A Brain," said God.
2006-11-20 00:09:12 · update #1
that soo good i can hardly type
thank you you ,made my day!!!!!!!!!!
:-))
2006-11-20 00:18:18 · answer #1 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
If the 1st 2 people have been the two male, it could make the bible much greater absurd. God did not write the bible, men wrote the bible, and it exchange into all politically spectacular for the day. With Adam and Eve we are all a gaggle or inbreds as that's, yet with Adam and Steve, umm yeah, except Steve had a womb, which negates the gay rights activists element.
2016-10-22 10:07:16 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL~funny
2006-11-20 00:45:13 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wrote my name in the snow once , I got into terrible trouble when the wife noticed it wasn't my hand writing
2006-11-20 00:13:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found that Adam was sitting by himself. "Where's Eve?" He asked.
"Well," said Adam, "She started to bleed. This happens every month or so."
"So where is she?" asked God.
"Well, she went down to the river to wash up." replied Adam.
"Damn," said God, "Now I'll never get the smell out of the fish."
2006-11-20 00:10:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 5⤋
Love this girl, i love jokes about men and this is first class, well done
2006-11-20 00:19:11 · answer #6 · answered by carrienicholson23 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Cute! HaHa!
2006-11-20 00:13:23 · answer #7 · answered by Shaula 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny lmao
2006-11-20 00:10:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i love you
2006-11-20 00:11:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
not bad
2006-11-20 00:35:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
and thank god we have it
2006-11-20 00:12:08 · answer #11 · answered by som1 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋