The Turkey popped out of the oven
and rocketed in to the air;
It knocked every plate off the table
and partly demolished a chair.
It ricocheted into a corner
and burst with a deafening boom,
Then splattered all over the kitchen,
completely obscuring the room.
It stuck to the walls and the windows,
it totally coated the floor,
There was turkey attached to the ceiling,
where there had never been turkey before..
It blanketed every appliance,
it smeared every saucer and bowl;
There wasn't a way I could stop it;
that turkey was out of control.
I scraped and I scraped with displeasure
and thought with chagrin as I mopped,
That I would never again stuff a turkey
with popcorn that hadn't been popped.
~~~ HAPPY THANKSGIVING ~~~
2006-11-19 20:45:17 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Thanksgiving
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!VERY CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wouldn't recommend eating that turkey, though...
:o)
Happy ThanksGiving
2006-11-19 20:51:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
See this is what happens when you watching the Food Network....
Happy ThanksGiveing By the Way
2006-11-19 20:51:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy Thanksgiving......:-)
2006-11-19 23:04:30 · answer #3 · answered by Bazinga 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I heard that one years ago but it was written in the form of a recipe. Still funny today.
Thanks for reminding me.
2006-11-19 23:05:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This made my day! Happy ThanksGiving to you and yours!
2006-11-20 01:57:53 · answer #5 · answered by Motivated 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very sweet...Happy Thanksgiving
2006-11-19 23:52:04 · answer #6 · answered by kimbersweet 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gave me a good laugh....thanks!
2006-11-19 20:54:19 · answer #7 · answered by missingora 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋