If Trees suddenly came to life, tired of all the abuse they have endured..and decided to take over the world...and each tree was assigned 1 human to kill...What type of tree would you prefer to come and be your executioner?
2006-11-19 20:18:56 · 13 answers · asked by Shaide 2 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
A great big old oak tree.
2006-11-19 20:28:01 · answer #1 · answered by FX_Make-upArtist 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Weeping Willow Tree
2006-11-19 20:22:02 · answer #2 · answered by wHaT eVeR 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think this question is fundamentally flawed. Trees live for such a long time (in some cases many hundreds of years). Because of this, if they came to life, I believe that they would try and persuade humans to act differently, not resort to senseless violence.
Having said this, if they in fact decided to execute me, I would choose a giant Californian redwood. I think the sheer size of this tree would make the death swift... and it wouldn't have the imagination to make my death long and torturous, like a willow might, nor the motivation that an apple tree might (after many long years of seeing it's young plucked from it and eaten within its sight).
2006-11-19 20:37:17 · answer #3 · answered by Greta B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Apple tree. That way, once I'm done with the chainsaw and the molotov cocktails, I can put one foot on my opponent and be all like Chuck Norris and say "And how do you like them apples?" right before I chow down on delicious roasted red fruit.
I'd fight a Bonzai tree except I bet they know kung fu and would totally kick my ***.
2006-11-19 20:31:31 · answer #4 · answered by Wise1 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A shoe tree.
2006-11-19 20:23:23 · answer #5 · answered by terry t 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have too much time on your hands, don't you?
The Dogwood Tree; the tree that represents the crucifixtion of Jesus Christ on the cross.
2006-11-19 20:44:54 · answer #6 · answered by D.A. S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a christmas tree!
2006-11-19 20:37:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bonzai tree. I think I could take it.
2006-11-19 20:22:03 · answer #8 · answered by Brad 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Elm
So I finally know what an elm looks like.
2006-11-20 04:17:22 · answer #9 · answered by -.- 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a young and weak tree..hopefully i can resist from being kill by it..
2006-11-19 20:22:04 · answer #10 · answered by icyx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋