I may be a saint, and I may be holy; but I can still enjoy a joke now and then.
2006-11-19 20:05:06 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Homework Help
i don't know why people make jokes on religions
that is so sick
2006-11-19 20:12:07 · answer #1 · answered by crispey_honey 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Jack is doing very badly at school. He slacks off, performs video games, by no skill does his homework. annoyed, his mom pulls him out of his known college and places him in catholic college. the 1st day after college Jack rushes living house, runs in his mattress room - SLAMS the door and does his homework. mom is bowled over. day after in the present day, a similar ingredient. On it is going all semester. The mom is going into the college for determine-instructor convention. Jack has all A's. She asks the nuns "what did you do? Threaten him?" No, they assure her. he's basically an quite stable student. questioned, mom returns and calls Jack to her. "i'm so pleased with your checklist card, yet WHY the exchange in attitude?" Jack says "properly, the 1st day as quickly as I went to college, I KNEW they weren't kidding around simply by fact desirable on the wall they have a guy nailed to a plus sign."
2016-10-22 09:58:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you remember that strong man of God that went up to the upper house to pray? God showed him some wonderful animals, and told him to kill and eat. You can emagin yourself saying no I will not eat. If I were you. I woulnt eat puck, I wount eat duck, I wount even beef. Is it not funny, is it not being fanatic not eating when I am trying to avoid the blemish.
2006-11-19 20:19:01 · answer #3 · answered by Nnamsco 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
in the garden of eden eve wore a fig leaf what did adam wear? he wore a hole right through her fig leaf.
2006-11-19 20:46:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God made chicks then god made chickens. But why in the world did he make both of them so delicious.
2006-11-19 20:44:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋