my boyfriend has put on a lot of weight in the past year.....so much so that we cant find his manhood anymore.Infact its that bad he actually has to face the toilet with his rear just so he hits the bowl.Anyway im obviously feeling a little frustrated and am taking this out on him.I keep calling him fatty arbuckle and this makes him cry but last night i took it a step further....i tripped him over and nearly burst a gut laughing.He was like a tortise placed on his shell his little legs and arms flapping about.Anyway hes still there now looking like a fat weeble wobble body poppin on the living room carpet.Should i leave him there or call the emergancy services?Am i wrong to get joy out of mocking his fatness?
2006-11-19 19:55:54 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Im looking for a garden roller. Do you think he would do if you stuck a pole in his @rse and another in his mouth?
2006-11-19 20:02:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
hello whatever your name is!
you seemed very intelligent! you call him fat and your boyfriend too! it should be only any one...if he was putting weight how on earth did you fall in love with him lady? your making fun of him when you should be correcting him...which is wrong...you think your very pretty..look at yourself in the mirror! your not going to be like all your 90 years of your life.. your going to grow ol and shed your beauty..the fact is he still loves you but you dont! just think of yourself in his place what would you do if he made fun of you if you were like him? got any answer..you would weep till you got your heart out!
why you girls hurt your guys like this and then hang out with them too! what do you mean by manhood? being sexy? sex or manly doesnt bring love always..it is that affection that makes two people close..i agree that you want him to look fit and in good shape..if you want it so then help me do so!either you correct him by asking him to chekc over his diet and encourage him with execises so that he gets his body off or else just let him eat and live in peace because if your going to be with him you will ruin his life beyond repair..if you have the courage and energy to correct and move on with him then do it right way ..be with him and change him ...you will see then what true love means!
make a wise decision!
goodluck!
2006-11-20 04:14:23 · answer #2 · answered by devi 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Noo, as you know i have a similar problem (My fat ginger co-worker) I would leave him there till he really is at deaths door, a girls gotta have some laughs in this world surely? he might feel so humiliated that he loses weight after this, everyones a winner, he'll thank you in the long run...
ps Can I come round for a laugh before he finally gets carted off?
2006-11-20 04:09:24 · answer #3 · answered by Summerbreeze 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
try 2 help him . and that was very wrong of u i know he may not be the same man on the outside but if u really love him then u would not make fun of him .but if u can do that then u need 2 move on and dont hurt him anymore
2006-11-20 04:02:36 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ tweety ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No. Feeed him more and make him bigger. then you can make money by taking his huge bloated body from town to town and showing him for a pound a look. You will become rich and famous and will be able to get a real man.
2006-11-20 03:58:39 · answer #5 · answered by Jon B 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
"a fat weeble wobble body poppin" - nice
I call BS. But it was amusing, anyway.
2006-11-20 03:57:47 · answer #6 · answered by Amy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I wander how you would feel if someone took the p*** outta you for some reason. What goes around comes around hun!
2006-11-20 09:07:04 · answer #7 · answered by Solista 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a cruel joke. I actually believed you till i got to the end, talk about gullable!!!
2006-11-20 04:14:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
No, but you are pathetic for making up such a lame story. Get a life.
2006-11-20 03:57:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
I say leave him there, and get all the girls round for a bouncy castle party!
2006-11-20 05:08:48 · answer #10 · answered by Coley 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋