to be a goth and vamp god?
2006-11-19 17:59:12 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
It's simple: never spend any time in the sun, never wash your hair again, don't smile, and find something pitch black (like axle grease) to smear around your eyes.
The goths and vamps will flock to you like flies to manure.
Good luck and God bless!
2006-11-19 18:01:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Being pale has nothing to do with being a goth. Goths have a different world view from most people, and it just is reflected in their look. Just be yourself, whatever that may be.
2006-11-25 19:25:27 · answer #2 · answered by Ophelia193 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
All of the above, plus listen a lot of the Cure and Bauhaus.
2006-11-20 02:07:59 · answer #3 · answered by Joe S 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
you need to move into your parents basement, and make sure you cover any windows. get yourself some seriously depressing musik. if you find one that's really bad, listen to it over and over and over; own it. now ya just need something black to wear tonight. you'll be alright.
2006-11-20 02:13:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
got some black clothes and hair and you got me convinced
2006-11-20 02:01:20 · answer #5 · answered by Brandon M 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
You are well on your way!
2006-11-20 02:00:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋