I mean, now it seems like she's wanting to be a serious wrestler now, whatever that is, *lol*.
I mean, am I the only one left who thought the high point of her "career" was that video game commercial where she did a "catfight" with Stacy Keebler...? You know the one (inhales helium for this bit):
"Voiceover!" (slight lisp, bounce)
"Online!" (no lisp, less bounce)
"VOICEOVER!" (stands, lisps, bounces)
"ONLINE!! (stands, still no lisp, less bounce)
"AARRRGH!" (both, as they stop squeaking and "fight")
(runs out of helium for the little-girly-voices....thank GAWD, *rofl*)
I mean, really, after that and all the rest leading up to it...how can *anyone* look at Torrie Wilson and see a threat, see someone who can break your jaw?? I mean she has *perma-dimples* for Pete's sake....she's like the wrestler's answer to Smurfette!
What say you? =)) *rofl*
2006-11-19
17:37:35
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Well, *DUH*. I guess I should clarify a bit. I have known this stuff was a *show* since I was eight years old. I know it is fixed and fake as hell, ok? :)
No need to preach to the choir here.
What I mean by "seriously" above here is, well, is she even *credible* doing anything in the ring like the other women present? I mean some of the other women present--Trish Stratus was mentioned, there are others--seem to actually have taken some time and worked on some skills so that they are at least *credible* in the ring, so that their *moves* are congruent, in terms of showmanship mind you, with their attitude.
I don't see that with Torrie. I still see the same cutesy cat-fighter, only now she's got this "hardcore" attitude apropos of nothing. The only male counterpart I can think of offhand would be if that announcer Michael Cole from Smackdown started acting like *he* could be *champ* for NO reason at all whatsoever. It makes for a poor, incoherent show is all I'm saying.
2006-11-19
17:58:39 ·
update #1