My little friend told me he was going singing at the chiropractor and when I asked his mum she said he meant he was singing at chior practice!!!!!
2006-11-19 14:46:20 · 14 answers · asked by genieejj 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
lol so funny my little girl said that she didnt want ta gotta church because god screames at every body lol
2006-11-19 14:51:57 · answer #1 · answered by Jeannie T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Recently I was at a grocery store and was in line to check out. In the lane next to me there was a larger lady and behind her was a man and his son. After a few minutes in line I her a loud beep coming from some where on the lady's large figure. No more than a few seconds later, the little boy yells to his dad "Watch out Daddy! She's back'n up!" At this point I'm fight'n back tears, along with the Dad, while we both are trying to figure out if she heard. After a few minutes without her turning around I realize that she didn't hear. That little kid deserves an award for that because to this day I don't think I've ever laughed that hard.
2006-11-19 23:12:00 · answer #2 · answered by chromecranium 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a librarian and if I have a few minutes left at the end of library time I ask the kids trivia type questions. My question was "what are the four cardinal directions?". This kid answered, "no running, no sword fighting with the rulers, no yelling and no chasing girls!!!" I almost cried I laugher so hard.
2006-11-19 22:50:49 · answer #3 · answered by thrill88 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, to me this was funny, but to some of the other parents involved...it was another story.
One night after coming home from work, my eight year old was in tears. He was crying so hard, I could barely understand him. SO when I finally calmed him down enough, he took me to his little brother (who's 5) and told me that Caleb was going to die. I looked at him funny and asked why he said that, and he said that Caleb has a virus (he had a runny nose), and that viruses cause cervical cancer and people with cancer die. I asked where he heard this and he said that he saw a commercial that when people get the papamama virus, they get cancer. I was trying not to bust out laughing...I've seen the commercial myself, so in my best mommy way, I tried to explain to him that only mommies and girls can get that kind of cancer and that he shouldn't worry. I thought it was taken care of...UNTIL, I'm at work the next day and I get a call from his teacher who is frantically trying to explain that she has a room full of 8yr old girls crying. I knew I should have explained more. It turned out that my lovely little monster went up to every girl in his class with a runny nose (and it's cold/flu season) and told them they are going to get cancer and die from that runny nose. After explaining it to the teacher, she chuckled a little and then understood that she was now going to have to have a "talk" with the kids in her class two years too soon. I felt so bad, I wrote an apology letter to every parent in the class explaining what had happened. All but one, completely understood the confusion and even found humor in it....sadly, I doubt the one mother is going to be exchanging any pleasantries at the next PTA meeting!
2006-11-19 22:57:58 · answer #4 · answered by Hollynfaith 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
After hearing a spot on the news about some guy doing something stupid and mean, my cuz's 8 year old said, "Sounds like somebody needs to put a boot in his ***, don't it?" I thought I would die...thanks Toby Keith.
2006-11-19 22:53:39 · answer #5 · answered by johnnydean86 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was standing in line at the grocery store and a little girl passed gas- and she said "mommy, my body made a noise!" you know about kids and body functions- they think they are hilarious-D
2006-11-19 22:49:38 · answer #6 · answered by Debby B 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My nephew was 6 at the time and he came running out of the bathroom crying "mommy my tail won't go down" I could have died laughing.
2006-11-19 22:50:14 · answer #7 · answered by tendertouch1117 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My friend's son calls apple juice "ababple juice"! Its the cutest thing I've ever seen!
2006-11-19 22:51:05 · answer #8 · answered by janellethechef 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Check the video in this link
www.edgarsecae.com
That's the funniest thing I've heard from a kid
"Ya wey" (what he says in the video") means, "It is enough, my friend"
2006-11-19 22:50:03 · answer #9 · answered by Masiosare 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My three year old daughter (christy) was staying with her grandmother for the weekend .
my mother calls and asks me what in the world is mot mollies? christy has been telling me she wants mot mollies and i dont know what that is....I told her marshmellows that's what she calls marshmellows,LOL
2006-11-19 23:14:33 · answer #10 · answered by sunny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋