I'm writing a story about a truck driving hick. What is something funny he could do while on the road? I'm from San Francisco so I don't know much about hicks.
2006-11-19 14:18:13 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
Doesn't Jeff Foxworthy make jokes about rednecks? Ever heard of The Dukes of Hazard? The Beverly Hillbillies? What's wrong with those?
I don't have a problem with gay jokes either.
2006-11-19 15:30:36 · update #1
Get arrested for paying for black prostitutes
2006-11-19 14:21:06 · answer #1 · answered by Taco 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
accidently, while chewing tobbacco, miss his spit can (which, inevitably is Natural Light or Old Milwaukee). He spits on himself, dirtying the already dirtied flannel.
He looks down a second, only fully grasping what it is that's happened. Then looks over to his dog Horace- pronounced with a drawl 'hoore-***'- a good hunting hound who immediately starts barking.
What's Horace barking at?
That's the buck crossing the road. Ya see, Hoore-***, he recognizes a buck when he sees one. He's a good hunting dog.
But the hick had his eyes off the road for one second too long, just long enough to look at the caramel-colored dribble on his flannel and the lunatic hound, because he plows the buck over.
Then, while Hore-*** is making futile attempts to drag the buck away solo, the hick has to explain to the sheriff why he hit a buck midday with an Old Milwaukee can in his hand and throw-up on his tshirt.
2006-11-19 22:31:13 · answer #2 · answered by Monte Leone 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't know much about hicks because in the sense you're talking, they don't exist. There are a lot of ignorant people in the U.S. and you are among them in this area. I have lived in rural areas of the Unites States of an on for many years. I have yet to find a "hick" of the type portrayed on television and in the movies. I suggest you throw your stereotype and find another character type you know and understand and make that character do funny things. Normally, when you write about something you don't know about, you will fail because it won't even begin to sound true.
2006-11-19 22:33:11 · answer #3 · answered by quietwalker 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
O.K. Whats something funny that a gay guy could do? I'm not from San Francisco so I don't know.
Your stereo typing of "hicks" maybe as insulting to some as stereo typing gays may be to others.
2006-11-19 22:31:42 · answer #4 · answered by nana4dakids 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm writing a story about a gay guy from San Francisco,......
what is a hick?
2006-11-19 23:08:29 · answer #5 · answered by feather 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm from the South and a "hick" would NOT go cow tipping. They have more respect than to do that to poor animals.......did you know that it breaks their ribs?
2006-11-19 23:15:18 · answer #6 · answered by Led*Zep*Babe 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am from the south and I do believe we do not use that term any longer. Explain what is a hick.
2006-11-19 22:26:52 · answer #7 · answered by Lore 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Cow tipping. It's when you go out at night at knock sleeping cows over. Evidently it's fun, but I've never tried it myself.
2006-11-19 22:26:13 · answer #8 · answered by BAnne 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Stop in the middle of nowhere and go cow tipping
2006-11-19 22:26:20 · answer #9 · answered by Heather T 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL u guys are hilarious i was going to say pee on someones car
2006-11-19 22:27:35 · answer #10 · answered by Landon S. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He could wear the wrong clothes.
2006-11-19 22:27:22 · answer #11 · answered by Jacks036 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋