2006-11-19 13:48:49 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
If you can get to his car in the parking lot.
Go to the auto parts store. Get a tire valve tool, and then loosen the valves in his tires so that they leak slowly. Start with one, then on later days start the others.
Get a turkey baster and hose and squirt oil up into the exhaust pipe.
2006-11-19 14:01:47 · answer #1 · answered by mt_hopper 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
buy season 1 of the office...watch Jim ,and watch what he does to dwight, if you can employ any of his methods, go for it.
in a less juvenile method, steal his job. go to his superior and say you can do a better job then your boss, and ask what you need to do to prove it. No one can fire you for having ambition.
2006-11-19 21:57:12 · answer #2 · answered by tagden 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Trust me every boss is a donkey. Must kiss his *** in order to pay the bills...
2006-11-19 21:53:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Subscribe to embarrassing magazines and have them sent to the office. Freaky porn is extra funny.
2006-11-19 21:59:48 · answer #4 · answered by Sublette 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fill out subscriptions for sex toy and adult video catalogs to be sent to him at the office.
2006-11-19 22:04:29 · answer #5 · answered by A5150Ylee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Send flowers to a woman you work with, from him, and have the bill sent to his wife.
2006-11-19 21:57:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋