If I may, on behalf of all men, I propose an Agreement regarding the toilet seat being up or down?

Question

The Agreement.
We men agree to put the seat down when we are through.
If women will agree to put it back up when they're through!

Fair is fair!

Answer 1

I'm gonna have to disagree on that one. The toilet has a lid for a reason.

Answer 2

When a commode is flushed, bacteria in the moisture that is released into the air travels six feet in circumference. You may notice the rare house plans that respect this fact, putting commodes in their own enclosures, behind doors separated from the sink and tub. This is why countertops, sinks, walls and floors must be disinfected to be hygienic. It makes sense for both sexes to close the lid before flushing.

Answer 3

When I found out that the reason that women like the seat down is that they just want to be able to go in and sit down quickly, I started puting the lid down with the seat.

Give them something else to ***** about.

Answer 4

I just hope that when you wake up and need to "sit" on the potty and I remembered to put it back up, that you don't fall in and have to sit on the little trickles of urine you left behind. That wouldn't be fair, funny, but not fair.

Answer 5

AGREE this is fair. I'm a woman and am still trying to understand why some of my kind make such a big deal out of this issue.

Answer 6

Sounds ok to me but I doubt that you all will remember cos your too busy day dreaming.

Answer 7

Actually I don't mind the seat being up bc that means their lazy butt didn't pee on it.

Answer 8

Equal rights, I agree !!

Answer 9

[clapping] just for the score, i give you 2 points for a good argument

Answer 10

that sound so stupid and idiotic but it does seem fair good idea