Me and my wife have been married for about a year, been together for about two years. We are both in our early thirties. she recently became a lawyer and now she thinks she is too good for me. She wants me to give up my favorite hobby and says I need to get a job. My hobby is collection Jar Jar Binks collectables and wearing a Jar Jar costume as I walk around town. While walking around, I like to bring joy to people. I go into stores and throw potato chips or other foods around, I dance in front of cars that are stopped at red lights, I knock on random houses doors and do Jar Jar quotes and dances. This takes quite a lot of time, several hours a day. How can I find the time to get a job? But my Jar Jar collectables are very expensive, and my wife gets all upset when I buy them with her money. Then she flipped out like a crazy person when I suggested we use the Jar Jar costume during our lovemaking. I can't live like this. Why can't she just let me live my life? Should I divorce her?
2006-11-19 11:05:58 · 10 answers · asked by jarjarbinksfan 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
I think your wife has finally grown up - maybe you should take note...
2006-11-19 11:08:27 · answer #1 · answered by Aussie Girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well....um...I think it might be best to let her go and have another life without you dear. You will have to find a woman who loves Jar Jar as much as you do. But you really have to find a way to use these unique skills of yours to make money. The real Jar Jar would not live in a refridgerator box on the streets. And you don't want to either. So, you must seek some sort of employment. Maybe you could become a circus clown, using a sort of Jar Jar type costume in your new career! And it really would be best if you didn't use any woman's money to buy your collectables. You should be responsible for your own passions. That way, they are truly yours and yours alone! Good luck dear. I hope you can find happiness in a universe somewhere, surrounded by people who love Jar Jar as much as you do.
2006-11-19 11:13:42 · answer #2 · answered by the witch 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your wife is finally in a career and i bet she feels that you are not and u are wasting your time, there is nothing wrong with your hobby but ur hobby is not bring food on the table or paying the bill. you can easily stop doing ur hobby and find a job and on your spare time do ur hobbie! that is how hobbies were created! u do it on ur spare time...just think about this! do u love your wife? do u want to keep her? do u want her to be happy? because if u answer any of them no than u should divorce her and let her find someone that does. but if u answer yes than maybe u need to work on getting urself together like she has.
2006-11-19 11:13:43 · answer #3 · answered by devine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, you should divorce her! Clearly she has no understanding of you and is only using you for your good looks (outside the Jar Jar costume). She's probably even having an affair with a Vader impersonator.
2006-11-19 11:10:51 · answer #4 · answered by Belie 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Send me your wifes number/ She definely need decent company.
YOU are a mental case. We can divorce you and force you toget a job and pay alimony.For your own good we may have to put you in maental institution or run over you. If we get you declared a fruitcake we may be able to get a crazy check on you are you are crazy as crazy can get.
2006-11-19 11:11:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, Are you kidding me? No one like Jar jar binks.
2006-11-19 11:48:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should keep on doing what you can for society. I am sure the laughs help us all. A laugh a day keeps the doctor and lawyer away! including yours!
2006-11-19 11:09:16 · answer #7 · answered by desertflower 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seriously, grow up
2006-11-19 11:14:32 · answer #8 · answered by kny390 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
she should divorce you, you are a weirdo
2006-11-19 11:09:28 · answer #9 · answered by cherrygurl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, she should divorce you.
2006-11-19 11:08:21 · answer #10 · answered by inquisitive 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋