I thought this was America, I thought I was free to do as I please. I guess not. I am a big fan of Jar Jar Binks. I have an elaborate, realistic Jar Jar costume that I wear every day, as I walk around town and have adventures. Yesterday, I had my costume and mask on and I had to go to the bank. There was a very long line and everyone was grumpy. To help pass the time, I did dances, great Jar Jar quotes, I screamed at the top of my lungs. I stuck my face into other peoples and made funny noises. I took stacks of deposit slips and threw them at the teller, I slapped papers out of other costumers hands. The manager said I had to leave and I said no, then actually TRIED TO PHYSICALLY REMOVE ME! I went limp and started screaming at the top of my lungs that the manager was trying to rape me. He let me go and I got up and ran around in circles screaming and pushing people. Several people tried to chase me. I ran up to the manager and punched him in the face. I was arrested. Why?
2006-11-19
10:58:25
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