Lessons I've learned...?

Question

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and only suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big dic or huge t its.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more fcuked up than you think.


I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place.

I've learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down will be the ones who do.

can you add to this ????

i have also just learnt
Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

Answer 1

You sir, are a genius!

My addition (compliments of Dave Barry):
I have learned that if you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

Answer 2

only when you consider which you think of you're in a relationship would not make it real. Get the information up front...are you relationship, intercourse pals, only a booty call? only be attentive to up front what the relationship is and the place you may or won't be headed. recommended judgements are the final judgements.

Answer 3

Just when you think you've covered all your bases and nothing else could possibly go wrong, you find a new base and it goes wrong!! (It's called the 'learning process' though and it will all come right in the end!!)

Answer 4

... If you think today is bad - tomorrow will be worse than today. But it is still not that bad. After tomorrow will be even worse than tomorrow...

Cheer Up Men!!! Don't collect all pessimism in the World!! Write all that down and burn it somewhere.

Answer 5

I've learned that as soon as you tell a woman you love her she loses interest in you

Answer 6

I've learned that it is impossible to change someone

Answer 7

that is so true except the first one which was just sick

Answer 8

i've learned that you sometimes have to be careful what you wish for cause it might not be what you exactly wished...................

Answer 9

I've learned in second grade the difference between Questions and statements.... These are not questions. These are self serving ramblings............

Thanks for sharing....................... Mr. Helper.............

Answer 10

true..........except the 1st one.