Heck dogs even defecate on the streets. Ofcourse you have to clean it up afterwards, but still they are allowed to do it.
Is animal waste more hygenic than humans?
The reason why I'm asking is because I really had to take a leak the other day (I live in NYC) there was no bathrooms nearby it was 3 in the morning midtown manhanttan. Anyway a cop bagged me and gave me a ticket. I tried to reason with him (with the dog scenerio above) ut for some reason it just made him madder.
Now that democrats are in office, do you think that maybe I can lobby congress to legalize mariju...err urinating on the street? We can perhaps change the signs from "please curb your dog" to "please curb yourself"?
Heck we can go the whole nine yard and allow defecation on the streets. We can have like a national holiday, Bring your own poop a scoop day, or something.
whose with me on this....lol
2006-11-19 09:50:47 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
let me guess, next you'll want to be allowed to sniff others butts
2006-11-19 09:54:15 · answer #1 · answered by Jer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First of all why are you asking this question, when you already know the answer. I would check with a lawyer, or go to the library and look up the local law on the ordnance that is stated on the ticket you got.
Indecent exposure or urinating in public is stated in the law as to the reason we don't want you or (people) curbing themselves in public.
Sorry you got the ticket and sometimes we just can't hold it. So my advice is not to whip it out and go, go in your pants and save yourself the charge of the ticket. Anyway you will lose money because then you will have too shower, and wash your clothes. It's one of them Murphy laws...Damn if you do and damn if you don't.
2006-11-19 10:16:21 · answer #2 · answered by Vernon T 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would imagine the same reason that dogs are allowed to go naked, and people arent.
purely a societal arbitration, but not one i'd really want to change myself.
2006-11-19 09:55:43 · answer #3 · answered by celtickyrtu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe because they don't want children to see a man or womans "privates"... Only reason I can think of. Oh yea, dogs can't use toilets or hold it?
2006-11-19 09:53:44 · answer #4 · answered by Zach S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
simple answer is dogs cant use public restrooms..humans are supposed to be brighter than animals....we have a choice. ps..some humans STILL piss in the street...ever been to mardi gra??...lol rock on! im with you,bro.
2006-11-19 09:56:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOLLLLLLLLL
"We can have like a national holiday, Bring your own poop a scoop day, or something."
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SENTENCE
HAHAHA
2006-11-19 09:55:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If i catch you doing iether i will Kick you on the butt kidding
2006-11-19 09:54:43 · answer #7 · answered by Victorio 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why would you even ask a question like this fool
2006-11-19 09:52:46 · answer #8 · answered by doragon 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leo B,
I think you enjoy seeing you name in print.
TDCWH
2006-11-19 09:55:10 · answer #9 · answered by TDCWH 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That has never stopped me.
2006-11-19 09:57:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋