What is your favorite saying?

Question

I say this when my friends try to act like they're giving up their life to do something for you, or try to act like martyrs:

"Ok..get off the cross cuz we need the wood to help you build a bridge so you can get the f**k over it".

Answer 1

D@mn it boy

Answer 2

I say "cool beans" or "awesome possum" when something cool happens. When someone starts complaining over something little i say "cry me a river, build me a bridge and get the heck over.

Answer 3

My version is "Climb down off that cross, somebody needs the wood." Like your verson better!!

Answer 4

oh their are so many, but here is won my older sisters friend came up with and i use this so often

"Master Farmer, Son of a Stick!"
I hope you can figure out what they stand for.
On the edited television movies on tv one half comes from the breakfast club, and the other half i dont remember. very pg rated saying now.

Answer 5

I don't really have a favorite saying...whenever somebody's upset around me, I usually make a crack at them; it usually delivers a smile and well-deserved punch, but they suck it up and get on with their life. They do the same for me!

Answer 6

I may be left handed but I am always right
And to my husband I say to him
You might wear the pants in the house but I tell you what pants to wear.

Answer 7

OK, it's not a comeback you make to someone else, but I've got two favorite sayings---
1) No good deed goes unpunished.
and
2) Those who give up freedom for security deserve neither.

Answer 8

I don't really have a saying.. but I do have a way of smiling and nodding that people know for a fact they are annoying me.

Answer 9

Make like a tree and bark.. Jk leave.

Answer 10

When someone is mean I say Just because life is a b*tch dosen't mean you have to be one too.