* How many Aries does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes a lot of light bulbs.
* How many Tauruses does it take to change a light bulb?
What, me move?
* How many Geminis does it take to change a light bulb?
II
* How many Cancers does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but he has to bring his mother.
* How many Leos does it take to change a light bulb?
A dozen. One to change the bulb, and eleven to applaud.
* How many Virgos does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to clean out the socket, one to dust the bulb,
one to install, and two engineers to check the work.
* How many Libras does it take to change a light bulb?
Libras can't decide if the bulb needs to be changed.
* How many Scorpios does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They LIKE the dark.
* How many Sagittarians does it take to change a light bulb?
One to install the bulb, and a Virgo to pick up the pieces.
* How many Capricorns does it take to change a light bulb?
The light's fine as it is.
* How many Aquarians does it take to change a light bulb?
Have you asked the bulb if it WANTS to be changed?
* How many Pisceans does it take to change a light bulb?
What light bulb?
2006-11-19 09:04:32 · 30 answers · asked by Seeker 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Horoscopes
I found mine funny as well! I am a taurus!
2006-11-19 09:10:00 · update #1
Do any of you know how much money an astrologer makes?
2006-11-19 09:12:35 · update #2
Capricorn. Got a laugh, Thanks... and no I don't know how much they make, it'd probably depend on what sign they are... Have a great day!
2006-11-19 09:18:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm a Pisces. Those jokes are great!
2006-11-19 14:52:12 · answer #2 · answered by alandi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mine is so funny!! I was laughing at it!! I'm a Leo and I'd love to have an audience!! I like the Aquarians one too.
2006-11-22 10:59:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a Leo (8/18) i have to admit these are very true!!
2006-11-20 00:20:17 · answer #4 · answered by AnnaG 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it. Yes we like to be in the spotlight, thats why need the bulb!
I like my husband's sign joke too, he actually always says that whenever I want something changed!
2006-11-19 14:58:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aries
2006-11-19 09:08:34 · answer #6 · answered by Rachel 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
yeah well i'm a virgo and i can't stand cleaning
2006-11-19 09:12:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
i am Taurus and is true i am so lazy that i will probably ask to my Leo husband but for to do it he will call his friends first so when he is done they can tell him how great job he did. This is so true. Good joke!!
2006-11-19 13:40:13 · answer #8 · answered by sweety 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha. mines is funny.
im escorpio, and it's true...beside the fact of the animals they like the dark.
nice jokes
2006-11-19 09:07:23 · answer #9 · answered by vicky 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I am a virgo, and that is sooo true! i like your jokes
2006-11-20 00:38:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋