Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard.
Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.
Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.
Man who marries a girl with no bust has right to feel low down.
Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.
He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.
Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons.
He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.
Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.
The hand that turneth the knob, opens the door..
Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.
He who eats to many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.
Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time.
Man who fly plane upside down have crackup.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
Man who eat prunes get good run for money.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who scratch *** should not bite fingernails.
7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.
43% of all statistics are worthless.
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think.
"A Wise Man can see more from the bottom of a well than a Fool can see from the top of a mountain." .
"You never test the depth of a river with both feet."
"Hear and you forget; see and you remember; do and you understand."
"The believer is happy. The doubter is wise."
It takes both sunshine and rain to make a rainbow.
Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.
Everything has beauty but not everyone sees it.
There are no short cuts to any place worth going.
Free speech carries with it some freedom to listen.
A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato—the best part of him is underground.
A ship in the harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive; trust your heart.
A peacock who sits on his tail is just another turkey.
He who never made a mistake never made a discovery.
It is never too late to be what you might have been.
If you are willing to admit faults, you have one less fault to admit.
You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.
2006-11-19 08:53:47 · 16 answers · asked by Goldylocks 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'm at the age that i can hide my own Easter eggs so i had better get this posted on my answers so i can recall it when i need it LOL
2006-11-19 16:43:50 · answer #1 · answered by HEY boo boo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he probably may have forgotten go call you. or is nervous, and is looking for an excuse. because to him, it may seem lame to text and only say hey. i really can't say if he likes you with this info. does he flirt with you. or does he deepen his voice around you, or act crazier or anything? or does he dress differently on days he has classes with you, or laugh a lot around you? if so, he probably likes you (or at least thinks you're cute) seventh grade is a little early to start dating. I dated a little bit in middle school, but it sucked. i didn't get my first serious relationship until 10th grade. i would wait until highschool to start dating, because middle school is very dramatic. believe me, i am a junior and middle school is WAY crazier than highschool, because you all are still kinda immature, you have hormones that you haven't learned to control yet, and you think you are big shots for being in middle school. i'm not being mean, but you'll understand in a few years. its okay to flirt and stuff, and if he likes you go ahead and date him. save the serious stuff for later though.
2016-03-29 01:52:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but you repeated some
2006-11-19 08:57:31 · answer #3 · answered by Supreet 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
some I have heard and some I haven't but yeah it brought a smile to my face
2006-11-19 08:58:36 · answer #4 · answered by txmom 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAH! never heard them before but some of them are funny
2006-11-19 08:56:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOLOLOL!! I hadn't heard of some of these, but you brought a smile to my face today. Thank you! =)
2006-11-19 08:59:43 · answer #6 · answered by chiligurl254 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They r funny, yes. Make you think too.
2006-11-19 09:03:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
yes i laughed a little , you missed this one out though , a man with a hole in his pocket feels cocky all day
2006-11-19 09:01:30 · answer #8 · answered by ninja 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you forgot .you can lead a horse to water but if you can make it float ya got somthin.
2006-11-19 09:04:56 · answer #9 · answered by mr.mellow 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Let me guess.... it is snowing outside and you are trapped in your cabin! Cabin Fever!
2006-11-19 09:01:04 · answer #10 · answered by Curious1usa 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋