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There seems to be alot of Jesus's in prisons and Mental Institutions. I wonder if he would be welcomed in the Holy Land as well. Probaly just fight over Him!

2006-11-19 08:26:48 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Politics

Please no Fundamentalist Snake Preacher Answers. You guys are silly.

2006-11-19 08:31:13 · update #1

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They will try, but it won't happen. He wasn't welcome last time he came, so he won't be welcome this time either; they tried to arrest him at least once prior to his arrest at Easter, so they will try this time too. But it won't happen, he's God.

2006-11-19 09:44:27 · answer #1 · answered by Bad bus driving wolf 6 · 0 0

If he came back recruiting men to follow him where ever he went, the conservatives would certainly say he was a gay loving liberal. then if you throw in all his talk about peace and helping the poor, they would call him a "far left liberal"

He might actually end up in jail when he would get arrested for protesting the war with Cindy Sheehan.

2006-11-19 16:31:51 · answer #2 · answered by truth seeker 7 · 2 0

Who is this Jesus you are talking about? If he is nothing but a man just like anyone else, why would they put him in jail? You don't seem to realize that there has been many others so-called men of god who never materialized to anything. Do you know a man called Jim Jones? If not, check him out. Also the man who was the leader of that Waco wacko church, can't remember his name.

2006-11-19 16:33:31 · answer #3 · answered by me_worry? 4 · 0 2

Probably should go in the record book as the oldest person on Earth....at the very least. and.....I seriously doubt anyone would believe him though,without some ALMIGHTY good proof....

2006-11-19 16:37:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

When Jesus returns, the world will be judged, not the other way around.

2006-11-19 16:29:48 · answer #5 · answered by jerofjungle 5 · 2 0

Yes for smoking weed, one of gods finest gifts to mankind.

2006-11-19 16:46:35 · answer #6 · answered by 76tb97t6ht 3 · 1 0

If he came to the US, he'd probably be directed to a homeless shelter.

2006-11-19 16:29:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Come quikly LORD JESUS!

2006-11-19 16:34:12 · answer #8 · answered by daydoom 5 · 0 0

I agree with jerofjung. Can't wait. Won't life be glorious.

2006-11-19 16:33:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

The Republicans would mock him as a "bleeding heart".

2006-11-19 16:29:43 · answer #10 · answered by brian2412 7 · 2 1

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